Ashley Brown

[Ashley Brown @aeblinkin]

@Kmac_79 @cooltechtipz Imma try it!

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The best song on planet earth right now is “Crucifire” from the new Desert Sessions. A short and punchy garage rock song with word play?! What more could you possibly want?

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The term “vegan leather” has to be the best thing that’s ever happened to the pleather industry.

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@Kmac_79 HA! Ah, I love the Onion. Still can't believe how pricey and how prevalent those lavender bears were.

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Ok but you can't tell people to live every day like it's the last and then complain about an obesity epidemic.

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Pixies!!!!!!!!

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Watching the new Salinger documentary in a theater full of goddamn phonies.

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On a scale of 1 to 400 pounds, how fat does it make me that I have a Pizza Hut app on my phone?

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@timfumble Sadly, he got custody of the hot tub. He'll be able to care for it better.

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If anyone knows anyone with a hot tub for me to use, let me know. Oh, or if you know a place for my friend. Times are tough for all of us.

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My friend and her boyfriend just broke up so she's going to be moving out of his place. It's so sad. They had a hot tub together.

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Had a nice conversation with a new coworker about hating when people misspell simple words. I found out later her name is Khrystyne.

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@kidlightnin71 Just when I thought Arrested Development couldn't get any better... BAM Peter Giles cameo! :D

[🏳️‍⚧️Jack🏳️‍🌈 @jcwakely]

@aeblinkin http://t.co/n0jzTlDGys You'll enjoy this.

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I hate being of the generation who thinks every spindly bald guy they see is Moby. I want to be someone who'd think he was Michael Stipe!

[Ashley Brown @aeblinkin]

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍

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If I had to guess, I'd say this @aimeemann and @tedleo show is gonna be PRETTY GREAT. (I know for sure it's gonna be pretty cuz o' Aimee.<3)

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Where do arena rock bands play when they're just starting out?

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I just realized that in the past 10 years, I've been to approximately 5 times more @thethermals shows than I have dentist appointments.

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And by "stalking @RiderStrong" I mean "purchase a ticket to one of his @SFSketchfest shows and politely watch him on stage".