Ariane Curtin-Bowen

come again! nice to see you!

[Ariane Curtin-Bowen @aecbowen]

The day is looking yup.

[Ariane Curtin-Bowen @aecbowen]

Turning 29 google search: manifesting for ADHD

[Ariane Curtin-Bowen @aecbowen]

No feeling more exhilarating than:
typing a great comment on insta to a friend, hitting send, realizing it’s not a friend it’s an acquaintance who you haven’t talked to in 10 years, REFUSING TO SHRIVEL, basking in the glory of your own incompetence, making a negroni, end scene.

[Ariane Curtin-Bowen @aecbowen]

There is a strong, STRONG, desire in me to mail a bag of poop (mammalian, no preference in type) to someone’s house. All my partner can tell me is that I need to “find forgiveness”. My google history is a novel.

[Ariane Curtin-Bowen @aecbowen]

@michmeeshmiche Thank you for approving my ring 🙇‍♀️

[Ariane Curtin-Bowen @aecbowen]

@michmeeshmiche Let’s see

[Ariane Curtin-Bowen @aecbowen]

just me & my emotional support shredded cheese

[Ariane Curtin-Bowen @aecbowen]

@zardos_ Communication boards are great for this! I used them with a nonverbal preschooler and it was helpful. It’s just a laminated sheet of paper with pictures on it.

[Ariane Curtin-Bowen @aecbowen]

Dreamed I was applying for another studio position (which I’ve been interviewing people for) and it was going well and then I realized it wasn’t a ceramic studio it was a fish and chip shop

[Ariane Curtin-Bowen @aecbowen]

Does anyone have a winning lottery ticket they could lend me I gotta get outta here!!!!

[Ariane Curtin-Bowen @aecbowen]

Thinking about the literacy posters that my sister and I crafted for our hamsters, Scratchy DJ and Bibbles Nibbles Piggle Wiggle. They could definitely read.

[Ariane Curtin-Bowen @aecbowen]

Also I ate a bug tonight by accident so really I do deserve the now $70 pajama pants !!!

[Ariane Curtin-Bowen @aecbowen]

Got girlMathed into buying $50 pj pants today, really enjoyed it, celebrated myself until the moment in online checkout where it was revealed that shipping was $20. $70 pajama pants????? No!! No!!!!!!!! no.

[Ariane Curtin-Bowen @aecbowen]

The day that my favorite dilapidated 0 bathroom cabin-3 acres in the middle of nowhere VT, probably in a flood zone but I’m obsessed with- actually sells…. I’ll die. It’s basically a human size chicken coop. I’ll die.

[Ariane Curtin-Bowen @aecbowen]

google search term : "very silly little boy costume for grown adult woman"

[Ariane Curtin-Bowen @aecbowen]

@suzierejali 😭😭😭

[Ariane Curtin-Bowen @aecbowen]

Just found out I can’t be a pilot there is no emoji that can convey the sincere shock, disappointment and tragedy I am feeling right now

[Ariane Curtin-Bowen @aecbowen]

“Hello you’ve reached a phone in the possession of the Boston City Morgue”. All it takes. They don’t call back.

[Ariane Curtin-Bowen @aecbowen]

One of my main sources of joy in life is answering scam phone calls by pretending to be the Boston City Morgue

[Ariane Curtin-Bowen @aecbowen]

thinking about my hairdressing era, cutting peoples hair for $5 and stashing the cut off hair in tree branches "for the birds"

[Ariane Curtin-Bowen @aecbowen]

@michmeeshmiche What?????