aedyn

Too proud to be a gemini

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

When people ask me for my thoughts on current events but I try not to have any thoughts that aren’t billable

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat

[aedyn @aedynpaige13]

@TheWriterLuna Hey Sakshi, just sent an email your way with an embargo!

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

BREAKING: McDonald’s replaces The Hamburglar with another well known felon

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

He sounds like a guy yelling at random people on 34th Street with a karaoke speaker

[aedyn @aedynpaige13]

taking a walk on the UES this evening and passed a girl texting on her phone and smiling and I just know that somewhere in murray hill the man on the other side of the phone is plotting how he’s gonna ruin her life

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[aedyn @aedynpaige13]

back on this app and not about the whole “for you” section where they try to put ppl in their feels on my timeline like…the only things for me on here are the memes

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

Listening to my friends audio messages https://t.co/bdAtSy6l1T

[aedyn @aedynpaige13]

who was gonna tell me ad parlor stopped letting people make social media mock-ups the pr student in me is crying

[aedyn @aedynpaige13]

something about taylor swift dropping another album is encouraging me to go off the deep end again

[aedyn @aedynpaige13]

I am sick

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

Supreme Court overturns Roe v. Wade, ending the constitutional right to an abortion https://t.co/sXzryUrDzE

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

Supreme Court overturns Roe v. Wade, ending the constitutional right to an abortion https://t.co/sXzryUrDzE

[aedyn @aedynpaige13]

@harriesswifty Do you know what the line is looking like for Amex?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

third base is when your tummy hurts and they rub your back and tell you you’re really brave and pretty even though you can’t digest dairy

[siddhi devī🌹 @shreemastrology]

the feminine urge to study astrology and unravel the mysteries of the universe

[CBS News @CBSNews]

WATCH: Parkland school shooter Nikolas Cruz pleads guilty to all charges for the attack that killed 17 people and injured 17 others https://t.co/3JfAQzUmCm

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

"To be clear, I blame Larry Nassar and I also blame an entire system that enabled and perpetrated his abuse," Simone Biles gives her opening statement at a Senate hearing on the FBI's handling of the Larry Nassar investigation.