shea shea

so full of #love I can't eat

[shea shea @aehSMortimer]

I love you @sosadtoday

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

I present you "men" in 2026

[meow @yukiiinomnom]

Some of you never drank alcohol alone in your room and its obvious

[Naz 🦢 @nazfromnewham]

Deadbeat daughter, low maintenance friend, nonchalant dater & a slacker at work. Dismantling patriarchal expectations one day at a time.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

sorry for acting nonchalant i didn't know your boobs were this big

[martian mermaid🛸 @nasmamenti]

i rather you say “damn she always got a new nigga” than “damn she still w that bitch ass nigga” lmaoooo

[૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა @spiderrfangs]

the toilet cameras are collecting my pussy print for the temu pocket pussies

[Nadia. @nonamenadia]

someone had to be the drug addict in the family

[jr thanos @whitethan0s]

Shave yo big toe bitch we goin to autozone for uncle pussy

[miss evil @missevil2002]

Among sober people , I am a junkie and among junkies , I am sober

[Z . @RalphyPretty]

don’t worry about what’s up my ass

[Amigo @Topboix]

Hey i just thought of some bullshit. Do you want me to say it to you

[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

Me when I don’t agree but I also don’t have energy to explain:

[Siri 🫧 @Siricc8i]

how it feels wearing anything revealing

[HB @hotboyloko13]

act your teeth please

[katie @katefeetie]

fun part of moving is discovering I own every item! every single item. if it’s an item a person can own, I own it. so I don’t need a job anymore! jobs give you money to buy items and I already own, as I stated, every single item

[mama @prettynormalgal]

if I was a man for a day I’d jerk off and OD

[lily @lil_mermaid]

it's always so funny when people are trying to sell their used couch for $1500 on fb marketplace. a couch on fb marketplace costs $200. they're always like "i paid $4000 for this couch." not my problem man. should have bought it on fb marketplace, where a couch costs $200

[maria ˃ 𖥦 ˂(dms for skin removal only) @90smiau]

explaining empathy to americans:

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

“Do I go 2 heaven if my taxes kill kids?”