Alley 𓆏

comforter, philosopher and lifelong sh!t

[Kira @kira_sofine]

Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time

[Alley 𓆏 @aehark]

if Nick Wagner is dead I may actually kms

[lavitalenta @lavitalenta]

Damn dude hell yeah

[earth sprite @_miasierra]

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

q-tip box: DO NOT PUT Q-TIP IN YOUR EAR!!!

me, moments before fucking up my ear: glad they said that. that’s an important warning for other people that don’t have my special q-tip technique

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Alley 𓆏 @aehark]

Jared Keeso and Jacob Tierney are just so good at what they do

[Alley 𓆏 @aehark]

December neeeeeeds to be included in my “music year in review.” If I’m listening to enough Christmas music in one to change my top artists, albums, songs for a year, then so be it. That’s who I am. I am a Christmas music maniac.

[Alley 𓆏 @aehark]

I am once again BEGGING for @apple to release an @ApplePodcasts replay 😇🤩🥹

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

whenever I see a lady mail carrier i’m like ok slay that’s a woman in a mail dominated field

[hannah @TribalSpaceCat]

I was at the post office and someone at the back of the line said “do you mind if I skip to the front? I just need to mail a package” and the bravest man in the world said “do you think we’re all here for fun?”

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

thought this placed burned down. what the frick?

[Alley 𓆏 @aehark]

In case you didn’t hear it today (or need to hear it again)… you are loved!!!

[Alley 𓆏 @aehark]

As a Yankees fan I can say this: yo wtf @Yankees

[nova @comfypill]

are u ever just having a really bad day and u look in the mirror and ur like wow great i'm fucking ugly too

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

eating disorder? yeah man i'm eating dis order of french fries hahahahaha but yeah no my relationship with food is lowkey not great

[Alley 𓆏 @aehark]

reposting this from the pharmacy drive through

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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