Amy Holland

Publicist for Dorian Box, author of South Florida set mystery thriller, Psycho-Tropics.

[Amy Holland @aeholland2]

@guarnaschelli can you opine on why my shrimp batter (or anything else battered/breaded, for that matter) falls apart when I fry it? These shrimp are pre-battered and frozen, so I don’t think it’s the batter itself. What am I doing wrong?

[Amy Holland @aeholland2]

@_Sanith @Truth_SeekersTV @Zak_Bagans Hahah! Those episodes were so fun!

[Amy Holland @aeholland2]

@altonbrown I am just now getting a chance to start watching this season of WCIA, and your facial expressions and reactions are causing me to snort-laugh 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[Jason Denness @Felcherman]

Cover reveal! “Greev” coming March 27th!! https://t.co/rUp5I906fF

[Amy Holland @aeholland2]

@GalushaMJ @altonbrown This literally made me say, “Aww” out loud. How sweet ❤️

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Me: You know, one nice thing about being snowed in all weekend is we haven't had to spend any money.

Wife: (clicking add to cart) So nice.

[Amy Holland @aeholland2]

@simoncholland This almost made me spew coffee everywhere! I can relate. Not to the snow, but to the being cooped up and still spend money part. I have a 6-month-old, and you’d be amazed at how much shopping I can do while breastfeeding! 😂

[Amy Holland @aeholland2]

@quineatal @pro_worrier_ I guess I read it wrong too; I was wondering the same thing, lol! Too funny.

[Amy Holland @aeholland2]

@BillyTolley This just made me laugh way too hard 😂

[Amy Holland @aeholland2]

@simoncholland @Swishergirl24 Omg. ZIMA! What happened to that stuff? I could never drink that as an adult. I have no idea why I thought it was great back then.

[Amy Holland @aeholland2]

@clwtweet @JudicialWatch @realDonaldTrump This was exactly my first thought. How the fuck could you be both? That’s such an oxymoron.

[Amy Holland @aeholland2]

@JudicialWatch @realDonaldTrump Conservative AND non-partisan, huh? Sounds like a load of bullshit.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

One minute you are young and cool, maybe even a little dangerous, and the next minute you are reading amazon reviews for birdseed.

[Amy Holland @aeholland2]

Watching @GhostAdventures screaming room. @Zak_Bagans that spider, though 👀🕷

[Amy Holland @aeholland2]

Good to know. Something for me to look forward to in another several months. 😂😭

[SarahcasticMommy @SarahcasticMom]

Yesterday, I learned that "don't talk to me" is Toddlerspeak for "I'm shitting my underpants at the moment".

Knowledge is power...

[Fairlight Books @FairlightBooks]

We're doing a #SignedBook #Giveaway for A #MatterofInterpretation by Elizabeth Mac Donald!

Just follow and retweet by 20.01.20 for a chance to win this stunning proof copy!

#BookGiveaway #HistoricalFiction #WeekendReads #HistFic

[Amy Holland @aeholland2]

“Give me spots on my apples, but leave me the birds and the bees . . . .”—Joni Mitchell

[Amy Holland @aeholland2]

@IndieAuthorNews Same goes for EDITING!!! A handful of bad reviews for a book being riddled with typos can really affect sales.

[Amy Holland @aeholland2]

@mom2yahoos @simoncholland 😂😂😂