Austin Eilenstine

[Austin Eilenstine @aeilen]

@BlawnDee beanie and toques are different arnt they? I know mine is... or I'm just wearing a woman's hat...

[Lady San @seahorse237]

@TwitterUK how are people tweeting & retweeting using my acc??! Not happy. Changed password etc & still happening :/

[Austin Eilenstine @aeilen]

And Hell has frozen over! The Chiefs are 9-0!!! #kcchiefs #snowballinhell

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

My boss asked me why I wasn't working today...I told him I was going as #Obamacare for Halloween.

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Calvin Johnson Madden ratings (1-99 scale)
-Jump: 99999
-Catch: ∞
-Taunt: Laugh at Dez Bryant
-Stiff Arm: You're gonna die
-Overall: God

[Austin Eilenstine @aeilen]

At least Detroit can be happy for one day! #DetroitLions

[Austin Eilenstine @aeilen]

Happy with the KC Chiefs!!