@FallonTonight My mom took my car to get gas for the lawn mower. After making a right turn the gas spilled all over the trunk. I couldnโt drive the car windows down for more than 15 minutes without getting high. #MyWorstCar
@jimmyfallon Forrest Gump: Man tells his life story while sitting on a park bench and hands out chocolates to those who will listen #DescribeAMovieBadly
@jimmyfallon The heater in my car broke in Toronto in January and I had to drive from Toronto to Buffalo with the windows down so they wouldnโt fog up. When I got to the border my hands were stuck to the wheel. #MyWorstCar
Ben Roethlisbergerโs Hall of Fame career included SO many great moments. Back to back 6 TD games. 8 Division Titles 2 Super Bowl wins. BUT without THIS tackle, One of them might never have happened. #TheTackle