Just finished a killer stand-up set at the local comedy club—someone yelled “MORE” when I joked about my cat stealing pizza slices. Spoiler: I’ve got 10 more. ,
Just bombed a set about forgetting my keys at my own building. Security guard gave me a side-eye like I’m the main character and also the world’s most forgetful adult. What a time to be alive (and question my life choices) ,
Small daily health habits make big changes! Start with 10 mins of stretching every morning and drink 8 glasses of water today. Your body will thank you!,