Amanda

28. RN, BSN. Pediatric critical care nurse. I kinda like music.

[Amanda @aelogann]

*turns down invite to go out with friends to stay in, wait for my jimmy johns delivery, and write yelp reviews in my pajamas*

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i’ll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.

[Mowgli @Holy_Mowgli]

who decided to “spring forward” at 2 a.m. on the weekend. we should do it at 4 p.m. on a monday

[Amanda @aelogann]

@TuneYouOut Find a reservation on OpenTable, I’m on my way

[Amanda @aelogann]

I'm sick of being terrified to go into work. I'm sick of not being cared for. I've never in my career been told "stay home and take care of yourself, stay safe!". We're constantly being reprimanded for not running into every fire. It's always our fault and our responsibility

[Amanda @aelogann]

When the entire city is being burnt down, car windows busted, parking garage rampaged in the name of protests? Sorry, everyone else can stay home but someone's gotta take care of the injured. We'll send down the National Guard to escort you in though!

[trash jones @jzux]

me when i have a bad day: i think i deserve a little treat

me when i have a good day: i think i deserve a little treat

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

The CDC just announced you don’t actually have to wash your hands, just get the fingies a little wet

[Amanda @aelogann]

Sometimes I feel like I’m doing *too* good and I’m a garbage daughter for not being absolutely miserable since the moment I lost my mom. We’ve had good days and a lot of good times. She gave us the gift of positivity and laughter during the hardest times

[Amanda @aelogann]

@thekylejobrien Annoying Friend™️ is my identity

[Landon Howell @landonhowell]

When you walk into a rural gas station wearing your mask in the middle of a pandemic.

[Amanda @aelogann]

People saw the “healthcare hero” campaigns, saw what travel nurses are making, and got jealous. It’s also one of the only careers that’s majority women, the only career in science/ medicine that’s majority women. Stop trying to drag us down with this “mean girl” shit

[Amanda @aelogann]

The whole “nurses were the mean girls in high school” is rooted in misogyny and jealousy 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Amanda @aelogann]

I was made fun alll through elementary and middle school and spent high school taking care of my dying mom before I chose to be a nurse. It’s not a “power thing”, also there’s very little “power” in being a nurse

[Amanda @aelogann]

@thekylejobrien Listen…I have a type

[Amanda @aelogann]

Isn’t it cute when your drunk tweets come true

[Amanda @aelogann]

If you're wearing khakis, a quarter zip and have brown hair I'm probably already in love with you

[Amanda @aelogann]

@atlcharlotte And we have multiple sources that were at the Full Frontal recording that that literally didn’t happen. He handed her a mimosa, he didn’t stick his tongue in her mouth 😂

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

the only thing tht sucks about trader joes is tht i always have to go to a real grocery store afterwards

[Ashish K. Jha @ashishkjha]

The world has administered 6 billion doses of COVID vaccines to 3.4 Billion people

For people waiting for more data before getting the shot

The data is in

We've vaccinated nearly half of all humanity

The vaccines are safe

[Mildly Interesting @interest_mild]

I work at a thrift store and found this vaccine card from 1956. Felt weirdly timely