Andrew McClung

the Don Quixote of yard art

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M. Night ShinerBok

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“Don’t linger long in the hole.” -My Grandmother #familyholidayquotes

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“You better leave my butt alone! I swear if I could take it off and hand it to you, I would.” #familyholidayquotes

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“I didn’t make no penis for Christmas! That is a SANTA HAT.” #familyholidayquotes

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“That’s what happened to Jim. After that they made fun of his genital size for the rest of his LIFE.” #familyholidayquotes

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“And then she called me Big Nipples!” #familydinnerquotes

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

I HEAR THE GARAGE DOOR. IT IS OPENING. THE HUMAN IS HOME EARLY. MY FEETS. ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN

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“Mine is poking out...” #familyholidayquotes

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“Snowmen eat iceburgers.”

“I️ think that’s some kinda mental disease.”

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“Let me taze one of your nipples.” #familyholidayquotes

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“Nothing says Christmas like a carabiner.” #familyholidayquotes

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“That one don’t have no sucking motion.” #familyholidayquotes

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“Shove the wooden shoe up your butt.” #familyholidayquotes

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“He walked up to the edge of the pond and said, ‘Hey baby you wanna quack?’” #familyholidayquotes

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“It’s not like you’re fixing to lick the sink.” #familyholidayquotes

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“I️ get panic attacks all the time. I️ get upset all the time. And I️ don’t even piss in the floor.” #familyholidayquotes

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“One of them Roxettes (Rockettes) got a good tan!”

“She’s black, Dad...”

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“It’s mystery and stuff. Ain’t no such thing as Christmas spirit suspense.” #familyholidayquotes

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“We was at Cracker Barrel and a fight broke out in the kitchen. They was throwing dishing and dropping F-bombs!” #familyholidayquotes

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@netflix has taken How I️ Met Your Mother down. I️ will be cancelling my subscription immediately in favor of Hulu.