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[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

I'm struggling to recall which party is currently in power in Washington and has controlled the state of Texas for decades

[SANI @sanisynaee]

every nigga that called me crazy called me again later

[carson. @playboixcarson]

Cornell RAPISTS* by the way, not no fucking “Cornell 7”

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Texas do not fuck this up PLS VOTE

[jnn @jenngaly]

Bitches out here 22 tryna be a housewife girl be a hoe

[ellie @iknoeuforrest]

idk i deserve a funny guy who babys me

[Jess🏳️‍⚧️☭ @JessIsVeryCold]

Please please please register to vote

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

YES, your political stance does in fact define the kind of person you are

[ْ @uripod]

me trying to convince the bouncer i’m not fucked up so he can let me back in

[ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 @SaharahRain]

I want yall to stop standing so close to me in lines.

[gc. @Knowgcmusic]

Woke up at 4 am for cardio just to eat lemon pepper wings at 4 pm

[w @_wendyxo]

I’m so fuckjng tired of the chat gpt flyers and ads they’re so ugly

[b3aut1ful thugg3r g1rl @1nsatiablee]

When you want a boyfriend and then you see someone’s boyfriend liking your story

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Sometimes I be saying shit I can’t come back from but I still meant it tho

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Maybe it's 110° in September because you keep asking AI to make those stupid business flyers. Ever think about that?

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Never forget as the towers fell he called into the news to say he just had an “amazing phone call” informing him that his building was now the tallest in downtown Manhattan. America just experienced the worst terrorist attack in history and watched thousands of people die on national television and he was only thinking about how it benefited him. He also lied about being at ground zero helping clear debris. He is despicable.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

We are SEVERELY fucking underreacting to what’s happening in our government right now.

[eli$ha @xvshoota]

“who are u texting” i am on my calculator adding up calories

[Laura Myers @vivireymorire]

Do yall see how small that print is? Do you see how long this sign is?? Benjamin Netanyahu is a monster and anyone who supports him can go to hell with him!

[Paranoid Humanoid @DRodbone]

I think the fact that the United States just legalized child pornography should be bigger news.