the silliest goose

she/they | 🍃🪐🌄🍄 | bitch i’m hotter than a pepper no mint

[the silliest goose @aengle_]

some ted mosby nonsense

[Nevi 🌸 @retrograde]

Just got out of an insanely abusive relationship and a male friend I’ve had for three years decides today is the day he wants to PROPOSE. I am DONE WITH THE MALE GENDER LIKE ACTUALLY.

[Jack @HoeannaNewsom]

Love Island UK is about the general public’s inability to handle a baddie when actually confronted with one and Love Island US is about the power of female friendship in the face of domestic terrorism

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

Capitalism is a disease

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

PAPER TOWEL COMMERCIALS ARE SO FAKE. ITS ALWAYS A KID SPILLING JUICE AND NEVER A CAT THROWING UP.

[mak @matchageekbar]

my boobs are so big because they have to protect my fragile heart

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Has a gay person ever knocked on your door to convert you? Because Christians do it all the fucking time you hypocritical dipshit

[the silliest goose @aengle_]

gayest photo of all time btw

[Space Cowboy 🇺🇸 @yeMikeSmith]

If pride month is for everybody then why the tolerant left get so mad when we celebrate our American Pride?

[Rita 📚 @maiden_of_spear]

Every Mamdani news be like:

NEWS: Mamdani has gifted a puppy to every NYC citizen!

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[anya⁷💫 @reflectyoon]

does this mean we will have actual help being given to people that have it instead of just giving them birth control and sending them on their way w no other explanation??

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[the silliest goose @aengle_]

i hope no one ever remembers your birthday ☺️

[Angie @AngieDues]

@IM_YARA4 Wow, you killed your marriage and family over a birthday 🎂 🎈🎁
Hope you’re happy.

[AARON @lidolmix]

the way a youtuber outdressed almost everybody in that room like are you guys not embarrassed..😭

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

There was a time in my life when I didn’t know who Erika Kirk was and I really took that for granted.

[777 @_garrettcharles]

I could run through a brick wall right now