Lay-on-knee

Self aware. Self taught. Still learning.

[Lay-on-knee @aenilay]

Got all excited cuz @HEB brand has a #spanishflavored #caulirice only to get TOTALLY DISGUSTED @ the ingredients listing #chickenPARTS 🤮 wtf?!

[KUT Austin @KUT]

@austinanimals To help with the problem, the shelter is waiving adoption fees and hosting a “Clear the Crates” event on Saturday. Beginning at 10 a.m., people can view dogs available for adoption on the shelter’s front lawn. https://t.co/xnziex27hZ

[KUT Austin @KUT]

.@austinanimals shelter currently has more than 700 animals, including 67 dogs that are staying in popup wire crates because all other kennels are full. https://t.co/xnziex27hZ

[KUT Austin @KUT]

Austin Animal Center is temporarily restricting intake starting Tuesday because it's overcapacity. The city-owned animal shelter is urging people to help by fostering or adopting pets from the shelter. | @marisacharp https://t.co/xnziex27hZ

[Lay-on-knee @aenilay]

It never NOT hurts when I find the beast w/one of my green scaly friends in his mouth 🐈‍⬛💔🦎💀😭 I hand fed this one water 🥺

[Lay-on-knee @aenilay]

444 on 8/8 ❤️‍🔥

[Lay-on-knee @aenilay]

Anyone else sing/whistle the entire guitar solo? @pinkfloyd @BDOEROCKS @KLBJ937 #ComfortablyNumb #DavidGilmour 😙#airguitarsolo ❤️‍🔥🤘#doooodoooooodooooodoodooodoo

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I would watch 9 seasons of this.

[Lay-on-knee @aenilay]

@ScottFisherFOX7 Pineapple anything always

[♡ @bbriiix]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[Lay-on-knee @aenilay]

🍌

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

My buddy @RichOToole is doing a good thing for Uvalde! You can help too!

[Lay-on-knee @aenilay]

@ScottFisherFOX7 Avocado toast!

[Lay-on-knee @aenilay]

I do NOT suggest contracting COVID simultaneously w/ a super blood moon lunar eclipse. Not ONLY will you feel like you’re losing your mind (along w/FEEEEEEELING everything emotionally x 10), but it’ll also test your abilities to eat anything w/ketchup #holymetallic 😵‍💫

[Lay-on-knee @aenilay]

Still feeling this…

[Lay-on-knee @aenilay]

Oil & water

[Lay-on-knee @aenilay]

Nashville last week. Hotlanta this week. Tyler on Sat. I feel like I’m #ontour #flyinghighagain ✈️

[Lay-on-knee @aenilay]

Accidents happen, specifically 5/19/21…then this: Hi Laeni Socia! I hit you with my car and now I’m asking you out on a date 👀 so what do you think lady ?