‏‎aerika

sucks to your ASMR.

[‏‎aerika @aerikakeith]

These pants look like they're about to drop some sage advice.

[‏‎aerika @aerikakeith]

What I mean to say is that sometimes I regret a one-night stand, and I end up with post part 'em depression.

[‏‎aerika @aerikakeith]

@E_W_Grice @David_Y3 They aren't women at all – they're girls.

[‏‎aerika @aerikakeith]

@cryptokubrology Mr. Beast 666

[‏‎aerika @aerikakeith]

"Within your own self is a treasury, an ocean of pure bliss, consciousness, intelligence, creativity, love, happiness, energy, and peace…within every human being. Experience that and you will begin to know yourself, which is unbounded, eternal totality." –David Lynch (1946–2025)

[‏‎aerika @aerikakeith]

All this time I thought the song was called "Hikin' Around."

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

In I Get Around by The Beach Boys, he mentions that “the bad guys know us and they leave us alone.” Who the fuck are the bad guys??

[‏‎aerika @aerikakeith]

Super confused by these IKEA instructions.

[‏‎aerika @aerikakeith]

These pants look like they're about to drop some sage advice.

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

girls like it when you're tender. but as soon as your meat starts falling off your bones they're out. and all the sauce in the world won't keep em

[Douggpound @douggpound]

Help us bring Pound House back to life.
https://t.co/1jAw4Vmk7H

[‏‎aerika @aerikakeith]

@D33PLab @christweetsllc “Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night...”
–Edna St. Vincent Millay

[‏‎aerika @aerikakeith]

@DefenderOfBasic I'm out here mirroring these fools and they're absolutely bowled over by my 'tism rizz.

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

You will not move me with a monkey playing a pop star. As a child I watched a Jack Russell Terrier portray all of the great figures of literature.

[‏‎aerika @aerikakeith]

I'm currently writing my pissertation.

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

what do you even need to become a urologist? a pee degree?

[‏‎aerika @aerikakeith]

@blondehotcoffee I'm currently writing my pissertation.

[‏‎aerika @aerikakeith]

I won't say I did it *all* for the nookie – come on! – the nookie...

...but it did factor into my decision somewhat.

[‏‎aerika @aerikakeith]

Taken off the market due to numerous slip-and-fall casualties in the greasy tub.

[‏‎aerika @aerikakeith]

If "me looking for who asked" were a bag

[‏‎aerika @aerikakeith]

Ant was cruising for a Landlord's Special

[‏‎aerika @aerikakeith]

A know-it-all implies the
existence of know-it-somes and know-it-nothings.