A-E-RON

Honestly? I'm probably sorry in advance.
#insulin4all

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Just witnessed one stranger go up to another stranger in the airport and give her a gift saying, "no one should be in the airport on their birthday!!" And walked away. Presumably they'd run into each other earlier but wow I can't stop smiling even just witnessing it

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Kids are the actual best at foley

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There was a tiktok I saw of a guy saying you can know a lot about yourself based on the questions people constantly ask you. And tbh the fact that I'm constantly asked "do you work here" tells me everything I need to know

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I start thinking about all the media w ppl on roofs... roofers safely walking on top of roofs... not falling through. Bro am I experiencing a childhood lie that stuck with me until today?? Like when I learned bumper stickers ARENT illegal? Dude

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My worldview got absolutely rocked the other day when I was talking about how I never climbed on the roof as a kid bc my papa told me it was too fragile and I'd fall thru.
In response, Seb looks to him and goes "so that's how you handled that, huh?" And my papa does a funny nod

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"I'm 90-years old and I know how to get through life far better than you do" as though I would stand there and deny that. I was like "hell yeah you do homie...

...But also yeah you're still not allowed to come back 🙃🙃

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My dad told me not to narc on an old man who's car was caught on camera hitting a pole and posted on FB asking for identification

Well I kept my nose where it belonged and lo and behold that old man ends up hitting a car in my mfing parking lot today like yoo I shoulda snitchedd

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Rn my interests and my social group are two seperate circles and it's tearing me apart lisa why must I be into embarrassing shit I don't want to show people??

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An absolute JOURNEY my dudes you don't even know the elation I felt upon learning this nugget WOW

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Folks that don't know they're hard of hearing probably just think people are goddamn rude ignoring them all the damn time

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Twenty minutes out in public confirmed that that is absolutely not the place for me today

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Watching Moral Orel as an adult is fucking me up more than when I was a teen. I didn't even come from a religious household and this shit knocks the absolute wind out of me

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“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court

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I saw this on FB and came straight here to retweet it

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

the entirety of my artistic mission statement summed up in a single meme

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"Ayye it's great to see me isn't it??" Old men are so wildly unhinged and the confidence is unparalleled

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My mom invited me to a "Pasta Night" with her girls and I asked her if I could invite someone.

Immediately responds "Absolutely" and THEN asks "Who are you inviting", followed by "or is it a surprise?"

Like wtf this woman lives on the fucking edge dude I love her

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Reeling to learn those math problems were actually applicable restaurant management is such a trip any here's half the avocados I need for today

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My name has earned several clever nicknames over the years but "A-E" has GOTTA be tops rn

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I don't generally discourage meme-ing on the line, but my cooks constantly repeating the "brother eeww" meme in the open kitchen weirdly enough isn't the vibe

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Everywhere at the End of Time by Caretaker:

A recommendation for anyone with a few hours to spare, wanting to fundamentally alter their understanding of dementia while simultaneously fucking themselves up for years to come. 10/10 only made it thru 4 hours