Admiral Joseph J. Penguin III

Commander of all ships in Ballard and West Seattle. Emperor of Spokane.

[Trident True @TridentTrue]

The boats have been burned.

The Mariners have to go into Houston and win games.

[Future 42 @future42org]

KIRO Newsradio's @KIROCharlie explains how the gas price hiking Climate Commitment Act Carbon Tax auctions work...

And how they are hurting the Working and Middle Classes for negligible benefits.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

After a hard day at the office there’s nothing like pouring a nice whisky in your Grimace glass and reflecting upon where your life went wrong.

[Jordan Reffett @JordanReffett]

I am beyond freaking JACKED to walk out as the Honorary Captain at the Apple Cup Saturday....... LFG

[The Real Mr Bench @therealmrbench]

The leftist in Canada are crying foul that Jimmy Kimmel was fired.

Shut up.

You were cheering when Don Cherry was fired from Hockey Night in Canada for saying "You People."

[Mike Lefko @MikeLefko]

I’m having trouble quantifying my excitement level for this Mariners-Astros series. Division on the line + premium pitching matchups AND Sunday Night Baseball to cap it off.

-Friday: Woo v. Hunter Brown
-Saturday: Kirby v. Framber Valdez
-Sunday: Gilbert v. Jason Alexander

[Anthony Mixer @AnthonyMixerWA]

The @seattletimes will blame the highest gas prices in the country on ANYTHING but the Climate Commitment Act.

With the number of emission allowances going down and the price of allowances going up, gas prices will continue to skyrocket.

The climate charlatans in Olympia (Legislative Democrats) have made life unaffordable with their utopian cap-&-tax program.

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

Charles Barkley: "I do not under any circumstances, zero, think that men should play sports against women. I’m done. I don’t wanna hear you try to explain it to me."

[MLB Now @MLBNow]

"I like Seattle more, I think Seattle should win the division."

With the Mariners and Astros set to start a three-game series tomorrow, MLB Now breaks down their favorites for the AL West.

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

The Phillies Karen's 😂

[Dave “Softy” Mahler @Softykjr]

Traffic in this region is absurd.

Gas prices are absurd.

The people that run this place have messed this up so bad it's embarrassing

Thank you.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

“Without the fans, we are nothing.”

[Brian Heywood - That Damn Mormon @bkheywood]

The WA state climate grift CCA has taken over $4billion from your pocket at the pump. How does the grift work?

We made a video about that last year. Still relevant today

https://t.co/gATVk2qQyM

[FFBuck 🏆 @FFbuckCLE]

Michigan team bus heading to Lincoln Nebraska.

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

This shooting in York County is absolutely tragic—and it’s a reminder that we can’t ever, ever forget how dangerous the job of law enforcement is.

They put their lives on the line for us every single day and we owe them a debt of gratitude.

My family grieves for the families of the officers who died in today’s shooting and keeping in our thoughts the others that are recovering.

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

"I don't have a vote. If I did, today I would vote for Cal Raleigh, but Judge is right there."

@Plesac19, Greg and Harold react to Raleigh's historic night in Kansas City yesterday.

[Future 42 @future42org]

KOMO's @ChrisDaniels_TV interrogates an activist King County Judge about why they keep releasing career violent criminals into the community.

His shocking response:

"“I think there's always the hope that people have the capacity to change their behavior,” adding, “We know there's a lot of science behind young brains; they have that capacity to change, to improve their lives.”"

For context, the criminal they are discussing is 29 years old and has a rap sheet a mile long including a shooting, carjacking, assault, and armed robbery.

We cannot emphasize enough how important it is to vote in these Judicial races.

Article: https://t.co/piciN9Bz8b

[Ari Hoffman @thehoffather]

A car jumped an open University Bridge in Seattle at about 12:25 pm.

It appears it was being pursued by police at the time