Amanda simmons

[Amanda simmons @Aesimmons4]

I am #hygienistproud to be bringing this energy from the ADHA back to Massachusetts! Thank you Crest & Oral B for always being there for us!

[Amanda simmons @Aesimmons4]

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[Amanda simmons @Aesimmons4]

Ok Mr President @BarackObama. We share the same birthday and I come to the Vineyard every year for it. I’m hoping this is the year I get to see you and wish us both a happy birthday!

[Amanda simmons @Aesimmons4]

@davidchang congratulations!!!!! You’re a hero for restaurant workers!!! How amazing.

[Amanda simmons @Aesimmons4]

David!!!!!

[Millionaire TV @MillionaireTV]

HE 👏 DID 👏 THAT👏 Congratulations to @davidchang on winning $1 MILLION DOLLARS for charity 🙌 #WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire

[Newport Folk Fest @Newportfolkfest]

Happy @deertickmusic day!!!!

[Amanda simmons @Aesimmons4]

My daughter is officially obsessed. #UmbrellaAcademy2 #Klaus #Netflix

[Amanda simmons @Aesimmons4]

@kbauer123 @Jepordy_ I feel like he is on the spectrum. He had some twitches and social cue issues. I was annoyed at first but realized it was something else.

[Satan’s Niece @thekrissychula]

#DemDebate

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

I want to like @SenWarren but I’m not sure yet! I like her responses to the men! I’m worried they won’t pick a woman though yo! You know how this shit is!

[𝗥 𝗔 𝗛 𝗨 𝗟 @_oyerahulll]

#StrangerThings4

me: *knows Hopper was alive all along and that he was the American*

also me when Hopper appears in Russia and he’s alive:

[Sam Katzman @samkatzman7]

James every time a daily double is wasted on Brad #JeopardyGOAT

[Amanda simmons @Aesimmons4]

Happy Halloween! #gatenmatarazzo #StrangerThings

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

My goodness

[R. Eric Thomas @oureric]

People who should be moderating presidential debates:
-Cardi B
-Billy Eichner as Timon
-Judge Judy
-Tom Holland
-me, for a price
-a hologram of Elaine Stritch
-Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman, and Megan Mullally as Leslie, Ron, and Tammy II
-Renata Klein

[Maren Morris @MarenMorris]

brb crying on the inside till the end of time. 😭✨

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Everyone: go get your check from Equifax!

$125 is a nice chunk of change.

Get that money and pay off a bill, sock it away, take a day off, treat yourself, whatever you’d like - but cash 👏🏿 that 👏🏽 check! 👏🏻

💸 It takes one minute. Do it here 💸: https://t.co/sy7eZCuLi6

[Amanda simmons @Aesimmons4]

@Digital_Nicole Have fun walking around New Hampshire dummy!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trump: “If you hate our Country, or if you are not happy here, you can leave!”

Also Trump:

[𝙽𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚂𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚜 @Digital_Nicole]

After 43 years, I finally know this about myself: I look inside blank greeting cards and sniff unscented candles.