lil p

she knows all those words individually, but not like, in a row

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

The autistic experience of constantly being told "you're such a sweet, lovely, polite girl!!" but nobody wants to be your best friend. Nobody jokes with you. Nobody enthusiastically invites you. You're used as a two dimensional placeholder friend rather than loved.

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

the only data center that should be funded is the fucking library.

[mj 🐇 @lazyfaeriee]

Something that always fascinates me as a woman who has suffered from mental health issues my entire life is how men are like “no one cares about men’s mental health.” No one cares about women’s either lol

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Eralyne @erawrlyne]

@OrevaZSN Social media has amplified stupid voices, and stupid voices like hearing other stupid voices talk.

[Jes @bloodstarvedjax]

I'm so fr you should be burned at the stake for saying this

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl

[AARON @lidolmix]

i’ve been crylaughing over this for like the past 5 minutes btwfhdhsshsg

[NotBasquiat06 @NotBasquiat06]

It's crazy how you kind of need money to mature into other stages of life otherwise you just stay where your at

[kat @yslnadi]

youngsters don't know this but twitter used to be bird themed. the bird icon. bird house for home. egg for new account. never forget what they took from us

[ཐི kelsey ཋྀ @pixyrot]

“everybody fucking hates me” was ingrained in me at 8 years old so now to this day no matter how close someone is to me i will always wonder if they actually like being my friend

[Rhi @Rhigallimore]

Once you open a bag of milky stars you have to eat the whole bag

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[Sav Shawz @shawzsav]

You can lead a horse to water but the ai data centers used it all

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I quit smoking weed because it is probably one of the saddest drugs. You probably won’t hit the same rock bottom as alcoholism or other addictions. You can’t overdose and you probably won’t lose your job or your wife or die an early death.

But you’ll wake up one day and entire slices of your life will just be…. Gone.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[tomie tang uwu @tomiethetang]

usually if ppl have few/no friends it’s bc they struggle w/ social skills, depression, or have a busy schedule. none of those are moral failings. however I find it consistent that highly manipulative & selfish ppl are often charismatic & have huge friend groups who enable them

[tara @proletarat]

People have largely forgotten that the car will slow down if they take their foot off the gas and that it is not always necessary to press the brake repeatedly to do so