A. E. Urban

Indie Author & Poet | In Omnia Paratus ☂️

[A. E. Urban @aeurbanwrites]

🗣 Having tattoos does not give you permission to discuss parts of my body.

[A. E. Urban @aeurbanwrites]

Finished all my homework for the week… and next week… my whole life is a trauma response. I’m working on it. 😵‍💫

[A. E. Urban @aeurbanwrites]

I fall asleep every time I meditate. Like I think I’m doing it wrong. I will be asleep a minute into a 6 minute meditation. I think I’m broken 😂

[A. E. Urban @aeurbanwrites]

Cleaned my bathroom, bedroom, did my laundry, and finished all my homework. Is this what it feels like to not have depression? 🥸😵‍💫

[A. E. Urban @aeurbanwrites]

It’s almost school supply szn 👏🏼🖊

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Im out here giving dating advice like I’m not in the middle of a super ugly divorce and the last two relationships I’ve had didn’t end horribly, all while being ghosted by medium-grade attractive men. 😂 #jesustakethewheel

[A. E. Urban @aeurbanwrites]

Things I’m learning while post-divorce dating:

1. More people are divorced than I thought
2. Dating is still awful

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𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆

Available October 25

[A. E. Urban @aeurbanwrites]

I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

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Happy Pride! Don’t question my loyalty and I won’t end our snap streak 👀😂😘❤️❤️ love you times a million.

[A. E. Urban @aeurbanwrites]

Find a man who sets his alarm 10 minutes before yours, turns the shower and a Taylor Swift playlist on for you. 💕

[A. E. Urban @aeurbanwrites]

Max just looked at me and said I don’t want to listen to Taylor and someone needs to come collect their child.

[A. E. Urban @aeurbanwrites]

I keep singing to my succulents willing them to stay alive, like some kind of off brand Disney princess

[A. E. Urban @aeurbanwrites]

I was telling my Friend Lux that I hadn’t started watching The Mandalorian yet because Star Wars was my ex-husband and I’s thing, and knew it would probably make me feel some type of way. She said too bad, it’s our thing now and we will watch it together. 🥺❤️❤️

[A. E. Urban @aeurbanwrites]

@kennadee110 What the damn hell

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@kennadee110 Can’t you do an income based repayment plan?? That seems super crazy.

[A. E. Urban @aeurbanwrites]

And it’s kind of creepy, right? Like you know what other dolls come to life at night? Annabelle and Chucky. No thank you. I’m out.

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I want to preface this by saying I love my tiny humans imagination and nourish it. BUT I will never. I mean NEVER do elf on the shelf. Why is this appealing? It’s just one more thing you have to try to remember. All you’re doing is making more messes that you have to clean up.

[A. E. Urban @aeurbanwrites]

Telling my advisor from Harvard that I’ve decided to pursue my academic goals elsewhere is probably the most hilariously unreal email I’ve ever sent.

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@____minna I love this!!