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they call me dart boy

[æ guy @aevro_]

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[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

I saw this post right before getting on my flight and the first movie the in-flight entertainment recommended to me was The Beekeeper, so i watched it to understand this joke. Maybe the funniest action movie i’ve ever seen in my life i was fighting tears trying not to laugh

[JP @jpbrammer]

if I could somehow make that my full time job without any writing, I would. I was born to be handed a keycard and allowed to exist for a few days in a random city before vanishing

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

tom cruise should be in saw 11 as ethan hunt

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Filmmakers are modern day magicians

[æ guy @aevro_]

Just realized I haven’t tweeted in a while. A couple weeks ago I saw an older guy walking with his wife wearing a shirt that looked like this

[Beany Tuesday @beanytuesday]

[Robert Oppenheimer, hands clasped behind back, standing in front of the newly completed atomic bomb] Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds...

[another scientist who worked on the project] me too

[Torin @ousiaTorin]

I’m crying

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

martin shkreli’s new AI doctor app is really good

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

i can’t explain it but elon musk vs dril is the logical endgame of twitter.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

What is your favourite line delivery in a film or TV show?

[labubu golf bag @oats___]

Sometimes linkedin will just buzz on your wrist and show you a guy

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

twitter engineer here. the app broke cuz elon made us tweak the algorithm to force stephen king to see all his posts. we told him we should run unit tests before pushing to prod, but he just said “haha. unit testes. epic.” then he got up and stood in a corner like the blair witch

[æ guy @aevro_]

today I learned Post 10 has a tiktok

[Scott Nover @ScottNover]

the people who want to ban tiktok would think differently if they followed my favorite account, which is called @unclogging_drains

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

this is in the top 10 most-requested articles

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

imagine shooting down the spy balloon and it explodes in a giant cloud of pink smoke and glitter and then you hear a family in the distance cheering