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she's my gwen @rssapphic 🌷

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@FutbolaSm @bizzzyburner That was the mosy defensive league. Not the toughest considering all metrics. 2000's Barclays era is ahead of 90's Seria A when it comes to absoluteness.

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Mind you all this was the toughest era in any european T5 leagues ever asw. Most of the "ballers" you glaze wouldn't even have lasted 2 full seasons here.

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@mikebaseband Nah man not another post 2022 bot under my comment sec. smh

[Æ @aevynvale]

Ronaldo’s footballing IQ is something a casual observer will never truly comprehend.

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@rssapphic Maybe you just unblocked me now

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@dylanizerrr

[Æ @aevynvale]

They want you to believe body faints were more entertaining than whatever blackmagic this alien was doing in the early 2010s

[JustFax @JustFax20]

Cristiano Ronaldo - 2013 Goal Catalogue

[Æ @aevynvale]

@xoxolovelayla @rssapphic 💗🌚

[Ifaz | 🇵🇸 @IfazRMFC]

I just gooned and a white liquid came out.
#PropaMadridista

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

she get prettier every time i look at her

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@MustaphaAyinla Every single player has *such* assists counted to their tally. Anyone w a working cerebral cortex knows that.

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The way major media outlets keep his assist tally frozen in the 260s for years, despite having 300+ on footages says more about the narratives they chose to push than it does about Ronaldo.

History will be kinder to you man.

[😎 @_chrisishim]

Video evidence of Ronaldo’s 303+ assists. Don’t let the media brainwash you into believing he has only 261 or 291 assists.

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The temptation to resurrect my FT era is crazy. It's been 4 years 🥀

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The sheer aura this man carried was genuinely terrifying. That 5'7 mossad agent could never.

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@rssapphic @twaniimals Don't sleep

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@rssapphic 😭😭

[Æ @aevynvale]

She sent me this

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

if i had a tail it would wag when i see you

[Æ @aevynvale]

The sheer aura this man carried was genuinely terrifying. That 5'7 mossad agent could never.

[Pasi 🇫🇮 @Pasi_9000]

@.KMbappe @.vinijr

[Æ @aevynvale]

Closest thing we had to Superman irl

[Mauro🍃 @TotalmenteCR7]

Ronaldo - 1st half of the Laliga season (14/15)

17 matches, 28 goals, 8 assists

[Æ @aevynvale]

@BULLETlN Idk about you or kids. I lived through that era. And i know who turned up when it mattered (not talking about skills or talent)