Alex Pickering

(*´-`) dont take anything 2 seriously on my page or do its up to you 💛✨MB✨

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

I got home after a 10 hour shift and just wanted to relax and watch TV, but the couch was already in use...

[Alex Pickering @AexPickering]

I swear its not w scarf

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

when i call my cat fat, i am not fatshaming him. in fact, i am fatpraising him.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

You could be having the biggest break down of your life and your cat is like yo crack open that wet food for me, beloved.

[Alex Pickering @AexPickering]

So how do i tell my cats i expect a fathers day gift

[emi @vxmpcore_]

maybe ur cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Things cat owners of multiple cats do:
Ask 1 cat where the other cat is

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Cats are so good. There's just a little guy in my house! We hug! We don't speak the same language! We're best friends! He bites me! I make up little songs about him! He doesn't know my name! We fall asleep next to each other!

[Alex Pickering @AexPickering]

Brushed Stormi today and she immediately tried to eat her fur like she’s crafting herself back together. must be part of her recovery process.

[Alex Pickering @AexPickering]

Give me two please

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

An injection that can double a cat’s lifespan to 30 years has been developed

Clinical trials have begun, with regulatory approval projected in 2027

[priya @realmfpriya]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Your cat has memorized the sound of your keys, your footsteps when you return home, and even when your heart skips a beat. They wake up from a deep nap just to escort you to the bathroom, confused but still worried about your safety. You are their entire world.

[Alex Pickering @AexPickering]

Group chat would be wild

[sydnee 🌱 @ginasfsydnee]

i wish i could text my cat

[sydnee 🌱 @ginasfsydnee]

i wish i could text my cat