Ashley Zdawczyk

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[ひ @foulestench]

in sea of monsters, percy jackson completes the quests of the entire odyssey in like a week which took odysseus 20 years
i know my goat

[t @till3005v]

“did you use ChatGPT to write that?” no sweetie, i used adult-level english literacy skills to write that

[jude @wishfu1l]

but i hurd ariana doesnt fuck with this cast? no she just doesnt fuck with loser men🤣!

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

this diva never turns off his stove

[abdullah @skywalkerlikeme]

finally watched a movie from my watchlist

[Qira 🎀 @Qira_997]

U LET YO BAD DAYS AFFECT U TOO MUCH. U DON'T LET YO GOOD DAYS AFFECT U ENOUGH, FIX THAT.

[Rodericka Applewhaite @Rodericka]

Forgive me father for I am libbing the fuck out

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

HE CHEWED HIM UP SO BAD HERE LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[woo woo woman @witti_indi]

Meanwhile the life of an only daughter looks like this

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

This one wins #NoKings sign awards 🤣🎯

[𝖋𝖎𝖒𝖎. @Fimiii06]

bro i hate managing money, i was born to splurge.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy"

Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows"

[SQ♛ @_sq_21]

My problem is, I wanna b the only one at the gym when I go

[SQ♛ @_sq_21]

this year felt like being awake during surgery

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

i miss skipping school. calling out of work is too serious

[jadey @missmilkton]

i’m not gonna lie to you guys i feel like i’m going into psychosis

[Ron @ronthacreator]

I’m sorry but sending condolences to a white supremacist is insane.