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👩🏻‍⚕️Kanal Chronicles

[CrAezy @aezsheeran]

If you are not good right now, you'll improve soon. I promise.

[Mikee 🩷💚💙 @MikeeGulla]

Bakit hindi nyu kasuhan ng obstruction of justice etong si Alan Peter Cayetano, NBI?

[The BenchWarmer @datumx11]

ALAN Cayetano should be charged for OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE

[arj aguirre @arjaguirre]

PH media saved the country once again. When the gunshots were first heard, they knew what to do & still able to deliver raw footage in real time. The Duterte-aligned Senate majority tried to create the impression that they were under attack. The media coverage showed otherwise.

[Rod Magaru @rodmagaru]

Imagine International news applauds Vietnam, Thailand and Indonesia for headlining economic growth tapos mababasa mo abroad about Philippines is a chaos, standoff about invading arrest, gunshots, impeachment..

[naya 🪐 @elisyxrae]

side quest ideas:
1. magparehistro

HANGGANG MAY 18 NA LANG ANG VOTER’S REGISTRATION, PLEASE UTANG NA LOOB

[🎀 Tito Qc 💜🩷 💙💛 #KayLeniPaRinTayo @FckTitoQC]

let it be written in history.. na prinotektahan ni Alan Peter Cayetano at Pia Cayetano ang isang International Fugitive!!!!

[Chino Gaston @chinogaston]

I weep for our country. Whatever your political bent, the situation unfolding now at the senate is unacceptable. We are embarrassing ourselves before world.

[Alex Abaño @sheergrace]

kasuhan na si Robin for obstruction of justice!

[POGANDA 🌸📸 @poganda_daily]

this 🤡 while this

[Jesus Falcis 🇵🇭 @jesusfalcis]

🚨 PCIJ reports that 11 of the 13 Majority Bloc DuDirty Senators have pending criminal or other cases…

…while Tsinator Imee Marcos was held responsible by a Hawaii Court for the murder of Archimedes Trajano and crybaby Robin Padilla was an ex-convict.

DU-DIRTY THIRTEEN! 😂

#MajoritySucks
#MinorityRocks

[iMPACT Leadership @iMPACTPH2019]

RISA: SENATORS MUST FACE COURTS, NOT USE SENATE AS REFUGE FROM ACCOUNTABILITY

Sen. Risa Hontiveros said lawmakers facing allegations must submit to legal processes instead of using the Senate as a refuge.

https://t.co/WoAngH8HOI

[banter 🎧 @banter_po]

.@ABSCBN as seen today, buwis buhay yung mga reporters niyo tapos bibigyan niyo lang ng platform si robin padilla sa serye niyo ? katontahan !!!

[marv @mvn_dn]

Bato escaped.
Zaldy is at large.
Martin is unscathed.
Sara will not be convicted.
Bongbong doesn’t have the courage.
Joel, Jinggoy and Chiz are all back in power.
Liza isn’t some sort of political mastermind.
No one is going to save us kundi tayo tayo lang din.

[Jesus Falcis 🇵🇭 @jesusfalcis]

🚨 Tweety bird says Robin Padilla’s security fired the shots.

Against who and what purpose, unclear and fog of war pa din.

Pero pag yan talaga is to create a distraction for Bato Dela Rosa to escape…

…there will be hell to pay from the Filipino people! 😡

[Philstar.com @PhilstarNews]

UP STUDENT MEDIA GROUP RAISES CONCERNS OVER LEGARDA’S SWITCH TO SENATE MAJORITY BLOC

The University of the Philippines Broadcasting Association has questioned Sen. Loren Legarda’s move to join the newly formed Senate majority bloc following the May 11 leadership takeover that installed Sen. Alan Peter Cayetano as Senate President.

In a Facebook post, the student organization, which Legarda is an alumna of, said the realignment raises concerns over shifting political loyalties during a critical period for the Senate, as it is set to tackle the impeachment process against Vice President Sara Duterte and other key legislative matters.

The group also called on Legarda to reflect on public accountability and urged greater transparency and media access in Senate proceedings.

📸 UP Broadcasting Association

[ALTStarMagic 💫 @AltStarMagic]

“Gusto ko lang bigyan ng pagpupugay ang mga Senate reporters sa lahat ng channel po ng mainstream media dahil nung nagpakita si Sen. Bato, ang shifting po nila ay non-stop.

Nagsisimula ang shifting nila from 6am, I think si Victoria Tulad then i-take over ni RG Cruz”

JUSKO ILANG ORAS NA PALA SI MOTHER VICTORIA TULAD SA SENATE??? SALUDO SA MGA JOURNALIST NA NASA SENADO 🫡🫡🫡

[AltIndayBadiday @AltIndayBadiday]

Hind mga blogger kundi MGA TOTOONG JOURNO… 🔥🔥🔥

[Thea Tan @imtheatan]

🚨 The "Bato" Diversion: A Staged Siege to Shield Sara Duterte

After looking at the sequence of events, I am more inclined to believe this entire spectacle was a "zarzuela" designed to protect Vice President Sara Duterte rather than Sen. Bato dela Rosa.

Using Sen. Bato's ICC paranoia as a shield, the Senate leadership successfully manufactured a crisis to delay the constitutional process.

Here is the chronology of how this diversion was staged:

✳️ The Setup: May 11–12, 2026

• May 11 – The Impeachment Vote: The House of Representatives votes 257–25 to impeach VP Sara Duterte.

• May 11 – The Senate Coup: Minutes before the House vote, the Senate leadership is toppled, and Sen. Alan Peter Cayetano (APC) is installed as Senate President.

• May 11 – The Pursuit: Bato dramatically outruns NBI agents through Senate hallways and staircases, eventually reaching the chamber where APC immediately offers him “protective custody.”

• May 12 – The Legal Wall: The Senate spends the day formalizing a policy to reject any arrest by a foreign court without a local warrant, creating a "Legislative Sanctuary."

• May 12 - The Safe House: Bato officially begins sleeping at the Senate to turn the building into a fortress.

• May 12 – Public Defiance: Bato holds a press conference inside the Senate, appearing defiant and vowing to fight the ICC arrest order, further cementing the building as his permanent “safe house.”

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✳️ The Escalation: May 13 (The Night of the Siege)

2:25 PM: Bato sings the PMA Hymn twice during a briefing to emotionally appeal to the military and his fellow Cavaliers to stand by him.

5:23 PM – The "Intel" Claim: Following the SC’s refusal to protect him, Bato goes on Facebook Live claiming he received "intelligence" that he will be arrested the moment the Senate adjourns.

He calls on supporters to gather at the Senate gates for a “vigil,” claiming his arrest is imminent.

6:14 PM – The Supreme Court officially announces it has deferred action on Bato’s petition and does not issue a TRO.

6:57 PM – Senate Sergeant-at-Arms Mao Aplasca orders the media and staff to clear the second floor, explicitly claiming: "They are going to arrest somebody."

7:00 PM: Duterte Supporters swarm the Senate gates, shouting at and intimidating vehicles attempting to leave the premises.

7:05 PM – Aplasca declares a total lockdown, creating a physical barrier to replace the legal protection the Supreme Court refused to provide.

7:22 PM – THE TRIGGER: The House formally transmits the Articles of Impeachment — the 257-vote mandate — to the Senate.

7:30 PM: Lockdown begins. The new Sergeant-at-Arms, Mao Aplasca, deploys OSAA personnel in bulletproof vests carrying long firearms.

7:45 PM: Sen. Imee Marcos claims a standby aircraft (RP-C5219) is waiting in Villamor for Bato’s extradition.

7:48 PM – THE MYSTERY SHOTS: Roughly 10 gunshots are heard inside the building, creating the "active shooter" panic needed to justify the lockdown.

8:01 PM – Minutes after the shots, APC launches a Facebook Live, claiming the "Senate is under attack."

8:15 PM – Imee Marcos, Bong Go, Mark Villar, and Jinggoy Estrada launch their own lives, framing the night as a "sovereignty crisis" to bury the impeachment news.

8:45 PM – Cong. "Meow" (Kiko Barzaga) posts on FB that "multiple people died," though no casualties were ever found.

8:55 PM – DILG Secretary Jonvic Remulla arrives calmly without tactical gear to meet with the snacking senators.

9:15 PM – Remulla appears on Bong Go’s live feed to clarify: "I will not arrest Senator Bato."

11:13 PM – President Bongbong Marcos Jr. issues a statement assuring the public that no state security forces (NBI/DILG) were involved in the shooting and confirms he gave no order to arrest Bato.

11:30 PM: Senators are seen in photos casually snacking and laughing inside Senate.

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[ChismisNChaos🇵🇭 🇻🇦 @ChismisNChaos]

So Cayetano made his own interpretation of his power as a Chair and perceived a threat to the Senate's self preservation which he used to justify penalizing the NBI and held them in contempt, despite the fact that it's not in the rules, contrary to SC limitations and has no precendence. He did this to save Bato, who acted on is own, as a person, and not as a Senator.

But who actually disrupted the session? Was it the NBI doing their job or Bato who ran to the plenary to have his ass covered using the Senate immunity? Was Bato in the plenary to begin with when it happened? He was OUTSIDE and chose to run into it to avoid the NBI.

If self preservation means protecting the integrity, rules and dignity of the Senate, then a Senator who uses rhe Plenary as a hideout from a valid legal warrant is actually the one threatening its integrity. By bringing a personal legal matter to the plenary in the middle of the legislative session, he forces the Senate to choose between upholding the law or protecting a friend.
#CayetanoClownery
#BatoRunningMan
#BatodelaRosa
#CayetanovsSotto