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I probably checked you in for a flight.

[ALFALFA @afaiosefa]

Haven’t been on Twitter in forever! Hello Twitter! 2022 imma start using this more LMFAO. Okay. See y’all in 2023. 💀

[ALFALFA @afaiosefa]

Did you fly recently out of ANC and forgot your Bunny? He’s lost and looking to get home to his loved ones!! Help Bunny Brown get home!! 🙂 @AlaskaAir

[ALFALFA @afaiosefa]

@karla_reyessss @jessavill I’m never on here but I’m here today telling you to GOOOO! 😂

[Normani @Normani]

fuck cancer

[ALFALFA @afaiosefa]

Me. It’s the days that I work a trade that I regret. 😂

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Nah, last time there was a joke at a debate it became president.

[Demi Lovato @ddlovato]

Anyone else ever been so tired you gotta take a nap before you can get ready for bed?

[ALFALFA @afaiosefa]

Congrats to my Alaska family on the big bonuses today! Woot woot.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I'm running for president. Let's do this together. Join us: https://t.co/9KwgFlgZHA

[mike 🍾 @champagnemikee]

me: fuck this job my manager can kiss my ass

*manager waIks in*

me:

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@karla_reyessss Same. 😭😂

[ALFALFA @afaiosefa]

Flying to Hawaii when you want to. You can have breakfast in SFO, lunch in Cabo, and dinner in Costa Rica. My job is hiring! Apply at https://t.co/2UWGyr9SlG ☺️

[ALFALFA @afaiosefa]

One of those days were I would gladly move across the world to Singapore and start a new life. 😂

[ALFALFA @afaiosefa]

How your ass gonna call out from work and I see you at Bingo? Oh so you “sick”,“sick.” 🙄

[Alaska Airlines @AlaskaAir]

Keeping things running smoothly after the ground shakes? It takes a dedicated team. For that reason, we’d like to give a big thank you to our Alaska-based employees who really came together after last week’s #AnchorageEarthquake.

#WeAreAlaska

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When you click a video on Twitter and it starts moaning.

[ALFALFA @afaiosefa]

Haven’t been on Twitter in over a year. Well hello Twitter people. 💁🏿‍♀️😂

[Sahlt @AlyciaTyre]

IF I HIT IT ONE TIME IMA PIPE HER
IF I HIT IT TWO TIMES THEN I LIKE HER
IF I FUCK THREE TIMES IMA WIFE HER