autumn🌷

here for entertainment

[smooth brained brat @c0wbitch]

remember quarantine when everyone was making bread and dancing and making art and taking care of plants and just learning new useful skills and we got a small glimpse into what life is supposed to be like

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I need to lie about my eta by 4 minutes for some reason

[Anson Mount 🖖 @ansonmount]

Baby: I want a bottle.
Anson: Here.
B: Get that bottle away from me!
A: Okay.
B: Where’d it go?!
A: It’s right h…
B: NO!
A: (sigh) What do you w…
B: Bottle!
A: You sure?
B: Yes!
A: Okay.
B: What the hell is that?!
A: it’s a…
B: You’re funny.
A: I try.
B: (loud fart)… Bottle?

[autumn🌷 @afaitht04]

she said not me I’m just the retweeter

[✮LAUREN LABLUE✮ @lauren_lablue]

u gotta be a bold dude to cheat on ur pretty gf w a dinosaur

[✮LAUREN LABLUE✮ @lauren_lablue]

in october the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell

[✮LAUREN LABLUE✮ @lauren_lablue]

me in my last relationship: *ignores 48 red flags a week bc i LoVe HiM*
me single: i don’t like the way this dude types

[Tessa @tessareneewill]

The things a hot scalding bath can do for the human body? Untouchable

[autumn🌷 @afaitht04]

say it louder

[yoko @TWEAKAMANN]

my free time is not a reflection of my availability

[Alabama Outsider @AlabamaOutsider]

Rumors circulating around Tuscaloosa that Alabama has hired Rick Saban, brother of Nick Saban, as HC on a 1 game contract

[✮LAUREN LABLUE✮ @lauren_lablue]

“how do u know them” we go to the same twitter

[✨Glow ✨ @armandatoungui]

Be obsessed with yourselves ladies, thats the only secret.

[T❤️‍🔥 @tiaannnaaa_]

i wanna go shopping ... not with my money tho

[YoungGent @gent_young]

Once you start to love yourself it doesn’t matter who doesn’t love you

[cyd @cydneybirtcher1]

to my future bridesmaids... i promise your dresses won’t be ugly.

[autumn🌷 @afaitht04]

brb going to look for the lie

[Tessa @tessareneewill]

Without fail 😐