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Fought fires, changed diapers and travels

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@mulaney Wait, you go from the UK to Australia? Who taught you geography? You’re skipping too many countries. France, Germany….Azerbaijan!

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@duty2warn Incorrect. They played themselves.

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@TheStevenHe You’ve gotta make a video about this - https://t.co/j6g3SP34JD

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@mary_russell I’ve read through your memoirs in their entirety. Surely there is more to tell? Will another be along shortly?

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@binstructions any update on a sequel for The Authorities?

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@rickygervais @netflix Two weeks is too many weeks. Make the number smaller, please

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@TOZO_OFFICIAL news on the X1 release?

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@LynkCoGlobal Can we order a car at the Munich club?

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@MattSchuckDC

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@LynkCoGlobal do you have a lead time on delivery of monthly cars in Deutschland?

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Hey @Sonos ....Shipping? I’d like to use my credit to give you more money here....

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@Sonos can you ship to APO yet?

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@CARROT_app digging the new 5.0 look! Purchased previously, but with the 5.0 my widget says I have to upgrade- did widgets move to a premium tier?

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

https://t.co/UBs2pkfq6R

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@wineinsiders really liked ordering from you guys, but I’m super disappointed about the link shenanigans with the $30 Amex offers. Really puts me off of future orders :-/

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@MazJobrani thanks for being awesome. Can’t wait for your next special this month. Neither can this little Persian Spider.

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@flexibits with 3.1 is the Apple Watch app no longer included?

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@MariyaAlexander the world has come full circle. My friend sent me one of your tweets in a barage of memes. You're meme famous.

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Cipher exhibit at the science museum oooo grrrr

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@VirginiaDMV thanks! Now that it’s back up I need to work on my patience! I guess first in line means last served at the DMV ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Hey @VirginiaDMV your system is down statewide? Turn it off and turn it back on! Unless your goal is to pay people to do even less work...