owen hendricks

28. i’m a changed man.

[owen hendricks @afalserealitea]

i love how rivalries work. each fanbase thinks the other is obsessed with the other like it’s not mutual 😭 it’s so funny like we’re legit just all in denial sksksksksk

[owen hendricks @afalserealitea]

@Sheksteroidszn do you do co** by any chance??

[owen hendricks @afalserealitea]

@Sheksteroidszn 5?

[owen hendricks @afalserealitea]

@xkiwixpeachx i’ll check to see it’s okay dw

[owen hendricks @afalserealitea]

@Sheksteroidszn bro??

[owen hendricks @afalserealitea]

mauritian food >>>>>

[owen hendricks @afalserealitea]

29. fuck off.

[owen hendricks @afalserealitea]

elite milk

[laura @gazoinksbos]

ZIPPER ALL THE WAY DOWN???????

[owen hendricks @afalserealitea]

it’s to feed their ego when really people should be doing it to provide sky sports mnf analysis for improvement

[annie @annie6sn]

Why do people record themselves having sex?

[owen hendricks @afalserealitea]

preferring a football journo is crazy lol surely people don’t care that much 😭

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

You can tell a lot about a football fan by whether they prefer David Ornstein or Fabrizio Romano.

I'll choose the one with integrity & treats everyone he encounters with respect, reports & informs his audience, doesn't aggregate others information or steal stories from smaller reporters, who credits others when they break news first.

There is a reason nobody in the media industry has a bad word to say about one of them while the other is more or less universally despised.

[owen hendricks @afalserealitea]

money ain’t the issue, it’s

[FergieStandards @FergieStandards]

According to the New York Times Vinicius Jr turned down Real Madrid’s offer of €20 mill per year NET.

That's just below €400k per week AFTER taxes. In England that would mean a pre-tax wage of approx. £700k a week.

Other than City, no team in England will pay those wages.

[owen hendricks @afalserealitea]

this is a woman!

[OnThinIce @OnThinlce]

Jorja Smith (2026)

[owen hendricks @afalserealitea]

i promise you i’ve been laughing for at least the last 30 minutes 😭

[owen hendricks @afalserealitea]

@AoCIzzy imma be on the platform like this

[owen hendricks @afalserealitea]

work will send me down to this mess to “investigate” the situation

[UK fights @theeUKfights]

in back part 2 not them fighting on a trainn 😂
#ukfights #girlfights #fightvids

[owen hendricks @afalserealitea]

LOOOOOOL the driver drove off? 😂😭

[owen hendricks @afalserealitea]

I just thought about my bredrin asking to see my phone to see how i converse with women & i’ve just gone into a fit of laughter

[owen hendricks @afalserealitea]

he’s 100% chatting shit btw 😭 this is performative nonsense to appease women icl

[theshadeborough @theshadeborough]

A man has sparked debate after revealing that he asks his male friends to let him look through their phones so he can see how they really communicate with women. 👀

He says it’s the only way he can truly know what kind of men he has around him, arguing he’d rather see their behaviour for himself than simply take their word for it. 💬

Residents, are you going to be taking notes from his approach?🤔
#TSBTalks #TSB
[🎥: saint_huntsman ]

[owen hendricks @afalserealitea]

spain got no real niggas every single person shaking trump’s hand kmt

[owen hendricks @afalserealitea]

argentina players at ft after they lost

[owen hendricks @afalserealitea]

i used to love my colleagues at work, now 😳🫪 good thing i have been handed a way out due to my “continual exceptional work” 😁