UGANDAN POLICE

Fake/Parody account for Police. We tweet what Mr Piano doesn't say to the media.

[UGANDAN POLICE @AfandePolice]

Primary investigations show that all was stage managed by the artist. Details show that it was part of the longtime scam to plunder taxpayer's money. More to follows.

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

How could @PoliceUg and the bouncers at Cindy's Concert allow a few hooligans to hurl bottles at one of Uganda's greatest artists?? The same hooligans beat up women (on Women's Day) for simply loving @KagutaMuseveni and @BebeCoolUG. We expect a lot better next time from @PoliceUg

[BOBI WINE @HEBobiwine]

What a country! What a time! This evening as we returned from the burial of Ritah Nabukenya who was murdered by police yesterday, police & LDU shot at the crowd of people who were waving at me. Dan Kyeyune died on spot, others sustained severe injuries. It is totally dark here

[UGANDAN POLICE @AfandePolice]

Just release the CCTV footage.

[Uganda Police Force @PoliceUg]

Additional statement surrounding the fatal accident involving two BodaBoda Motorcycles.

[UGANDAN POLICE @AfandePolice]

It is criminal to oppose the incumbent government. That is treason of the highest order and hypocritical.

[Uganda Police Force @PoliceUg]

Police in Nasana has registered an incident of murder by shooting around Masitowa, Nansana and a hit and run accident involving our officer this evening
The motive of the shooting is not yet established. However, the body of the victim has been taken to city mortuary Mulago.

[UGANDAN POLICE @AfandePolice]

And tell me how the 2021 elections will be nonviolent. We are the masters in that art!!

[UGANDAN POLICE @AfandePolice]

Also release a statement on the arrest and brutality on the three journalists, teargas fired directly into people's houses.

[Uganda Police Force @PoliceUg]

Police statement on Consultative Meetings.

[Uganda Police Force @PoliceUg]

The Police in Mpigi has in custody a 16year old, female adult, Nakato Ritah, for the Aggravated Defilement of an 8 year old male juvenile of Top class nursery.
https://t.co/sG8JCvkJta

[Joseph Owino @JosephOwino]

@AfandePolice @Jude_Mugabi 😂😂😂

[UGANDAN POLICE @AfandePolice]

@MrKaijuka @PoliceUg Lengela embaata.......

[UGANDAN POLICE @AfandePolice]

How many toilets were at Garamba, Bukattira where they camped and serving how many people.
Do you remember the President wealth drives throughout the country.

[UGANDAN POLICE @AfandePolice]

Mbu ennyindo zeezo.

[Laconicus Mayanja @LaconisMayanja]

Am just waiting for the motherfucknery stupid police statement from Enanga.
Bobiwine didn't pay police.
Bobiwine was drunk.
The closed space was supposed to be of bricks.
Stupid @PoliceUg

[UGANDAN POLICE @AfandePolice]

Statement:
Bobiwine didn't provide oxygen for those attending since it was supposed to be in a closed space.
Yours,
Piano.

[UGANDAN POLICE @AfandePolice]

@ForteBet_Uganda Please define to your staff what a uniform is, a Makerere T-shirt isn't a uniform.

[UGANDAN POLICE @AfandePolice]

😫😫😫😫😫

[Laconicus Mayanja @LaconisMayanja]

This behavior is totally inhumane. Condemnation ain't enough. This brutality is premeditated. I now believe, it's the code of conduct of the Uganda Police.

[UGANDAN POLICE @AfandePolice]

We shall come, get you, give you all the handouts for this semester. You will only be released after an oral test for each course unit. Am sure you will stay upto December.

[I am Shemei ™ @Shemei_I_am]

@Ugaman01 I'm at University Hall, the strike is still on, @AfandePolice where are you, we want teargas 😅😅😅
#FeesMustFall

[UGANDAN POLICE @AfandePolice]

That's why we try to put some Strawberry flavour!!

[UGANDAN POLICE @AfandePolice]

That's why we try to put some Strawberry flavour!!

[Laconicus Mayanja @LaconisMayanja]

MUK slay queens have started😂😂😂 mbu chilli..... Yiiiii