ashleigh ❤️‍🔥

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[ashleigh ❤️‍🔥 @afarley34]

WAIT WAIT WAIT... the parallel to hits different

the keyhole in the trailer?
the psychiatric hospital of it all?

@taylorswift13 i need to give you the biggest hug RIGHT NOW #TSTTPD    #TSTTPDTimetable #Fortnight #ForAFortnight @taylornation13

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

So, let me make sure I've got this right. Lettuce from Taylor Farms had been linked to the cyclospora outbreak. Taylor Farms CEO flies to the WH, makes a "donation" to Trump, and suddenly, the FDA walks back its finding, claiming a false positive???
I have 0 faith in our govt.

[rosie ☁️ @tayvseal]

every day I yearn for the days when we were able to have our little easter eggs and theories without these update accounts blasting it across the 7 continents

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Mitch McConnell has taken more medical leave than most mothers in America get for maternity leave.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Farms use more water than data centers.”

ACTUALLY, YOU CAN EAT FOOD. YOU CANNOT EAT THE AI SLOP YOU POST TO INSTAĠRAM.

[dior @statictheory]

the most insane album run in history

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

life before this tweet:

[kristy⸆⸉🦦❤️‍🔥 @taysservant]

OMG TAYLOR POSTED ANOTHER WEDDING PIC

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

can’t eat bread because it’ll make my mouth bleed. can’t eat vegetables because it’ll give me explosive diarrhea. can’t walk outside because the sky is on fire.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Happy 30th birthday to the talented Luke Hemmings.

[Wonderkitty, Cetacean Defender of Taco Bell 🏴‍☠️ @TehWonderkitty]

Well, I wasn't calling it that but I just might start to.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

KEEP BULLYING TECH COMPANIES INTO REMOVING USELESS AND INVASIVE AI FEATURES!!!!!!!!

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

so you’re telling me no tax dollars were used, people here got around just fine, AND she donated money to feed 3 million new yorkers?? Oh exactly

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

You know the country is in a bad place when celebrities have to fund social services because the President won’t.

[Zach @zjfrank13]

I’m a simple guy. I just want to see Taylor Swift in her wedding dress or proof of death from Mitch McConnell. I don’t ask for much.

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

The most wondrous tour of our lives! Our beloved “Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour | The Final Show” has received five #EMMY nominations!

🫶 Outstanding Variety Special (Pre-Recorded)
🫶 Directing for a Variety Special
🫶 Picture Editing for Variety Programming
🫶 Sound Mixing for a Variety Series or Special
🫶 Technical Direction and Camerawork for a Special

[5 Seconds of Summer @5SOS]

the man, the myth, the legend that has spilled his actual blood sweat and tears every night on this tour and is THE backbone of every show. Everyone wish Ash a happy birthday!!