Alan Farlie

[Alan Farlie @afarlie]

@SGAcollector Serious question - why can’t Americans just sing the anthem? Why do you have to give it the wibbly wobbly treatment?

[Alan Farlie @afarlie]

@BallinFFB 750 million watched a Premier League game between Liverpool and Man City last season. Not a final, just a normal league game. The world already knows who owns football.

[Alan Farlie @afarlie]

@bankaikokug0 In this country we call someone like this a wanker with small dick energy.

[Alan Farlie @afarlie]

@mikoh123 What a horrible little prick.

[Alan Farlie @afarlie]

@Bitcoin_Teddy You’re a trillionaire you goon. Sleeping in the factory is passive agressive and just makes you an arsehole.

[Alan Farlie @afarlie]

@0TulsiGabbardRV Grift
Lie
Appoint yes-men and idiots
Start insurrections
Be racist (some competition there)
Vandalise the White House
Suck up to dictators
That’s a decent start…

[Alan Farlie @afarlie]

@isaacrrr7 It’s a balloon. An authentic balloon.

[Alan Farlie @afarlie]

@jerryagar1010 There are 3 possible outcomes in the group stage mini-leagues - team 1 W, team 2 W, or draw. In the knockout stages you get extra time. W-L-D has worked fine for over a hundred years.

[Alan Farlie @afarlie]

@ComedyBerman @usanewshq If you watch Joe Rogan you will be stupider after watching than when you started. The man’s an idiot.

[Alan Farlie @afarlie]

@usanewshq Why focus on the drone? Everything in the car is stationery in relation to the car. The car is moving at 50. The important factor is that the air in the car is travelling at 50 so there’s no drag on the drone.

[Alan Farlie @afarlie]

@_InfoGram_ Hegseth would have fought with the Nazis. Racist piece of shit.

[Alan Farlie @afarlie]

@XaviSol_ Bizarre question. 7 world cups is only 28 years. I’ve watched 14 world cups (first I remember is 1966) and this will be my 15th.

[Alan Farlie @afarlie]

@guyman_tweets @KobeissiLetter So… basically just as it was before the war started… MAGA really are the stupidest people in the world. Have you got your 2 year old crappy Chinese Trump phone yet?

[Alan Farlie @afarlie]

@LaSouche84 @F_Desouche @GENERALCYR It’s the behaviour of the Paris police. I was there for the Liverpool v Real Madrid final and they were disgusting.

[Alan Farlie @afarlie]

@CryptoWhale Dear Mr Whale - you are f*cking idiot.

[Alan Farlie @afarlie]

@primevideosport Well done - where’s the “qualified 17 times for the last 16” trophy?

[Alan Farlie @afarlie]

@Azariel91 The “same thing”

[Alan Farlie @afarlie]

@DovySimuMMA What a clown - how about American “football” where the players are so dumb they can only do one job each and have to stop every few minutes to be told what to do?

[Alan Farlie @afarlie]

A gunman killed people at Browns University on the same day. The problem is the guns. Endless school shootings in the US make that painfully obvious. Bondi is shocking because it’s an isolated incident. In America: “ 10 kids murdered at school…” barely makes the news.

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

Australia took away its citizens’ guns, but 10 people at Bondi Beach are dead anyway because terrorists don’t care about gun laws.

The only thing the Australian government did was make sure its unarmed, law-abiding, citizens are now sitting ducks, unable to defend themselves.

[Alan Farlie @afarlie]

@BoveFromAbove An anvil.