𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯

perennially cranky, consistently agitated, never boring. also generally an asshole. | not @/cmpunk, very much a parody. mdni.

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘ, ᴘᴀɪɴ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀss, ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴡʀᴇsᴛʟᴇʀ

✶✶✶✶ 𝖈𝖒 𝖕𝖚𝖓𝐤 ✶✶✶✶
• ʜᴇᴛᴇʀᴏsᴇxᴜᴀʟ
• ᴀᴅᴠ. ʟɪᴛ/ɴᴏᴠᴇʟʟᴀ
• ᴍs, ᴍᴀʏ ss ᴡ/ ʜɪɢʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍ
• ᴍᴏʀᴇ ⬇️

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

@kindlethechaos Not my friend either.

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

@stratusfyrex Good. You’re pretty great as is.

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

@kindlethechaos I’m not married.

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

@kindlethechaos Do not let the fact this woman isn’t wrestling distract you from the fact this woman cannot wrestle and is in fact a shit human being.

[𝑵 𝑶 𝑶 𝑵 𝑬 ’𝑺 𝑺 𝑯 𝑨 𝑫 𝑶 𝑾. @kindlethechaos]

Willing to do absolutely anything except be what this division actually needs from a world champion. Disgraceful.

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

@GreenWithGlam Sadly, I don’t have the legs for a nurse outfit.

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

@GreenWithGlam If you need anything, just ask!

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

@GreenWithGlam Absolutely. Well deserved and you’ll be an awesome champ.

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

|| Hope you feel better, friend.

[『𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖕𝖊』 (FAN-BASED PARODY) @GhostlyDespy]

|| replies may be slow or none at all, feeling a bit under the weather since this morning.

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

No reason…

[♥︎ 𝑲 𝑱 . @StackAmbition]

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[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

Hey @StackAmbition, come find me later.

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

@Greyy_Kendal Fair!

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

@bitchoftoxicity || thank youuuuuu. Will DM you now!

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

@StackAmbition Wanna work out with me sometime?

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

@MoreThanLooks_ I look less gorgeous than you, Mina.

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

@MoreThanLooks_ You and I lounge in very different ways.

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

@NOTYOURHOTMESS Hopefully it’s a scenario where you can keep competitive and wear a goofy mask Cody and Rhea style. Pulling for you, Chels.