🫱🏻Master of the Double Dark Arts🫲🏻

Londoner, now also New Yorker.

[🫱🏻Master of the Double Dark Arts🫲🏻 @AFCNYR]

I’ve seen enough. That’s corruption.

[🫱🏻Master of the Double Dark Arts🫲🏻 @AFCNYR]

Me when someone doesn’t re-rack their weights after they’ve finished.

[🫱🏻Master of the Double Dark Arts🫲🏻 @AFCNYR]

Money Laundering.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚫️ The transfer fee for Gonçalo Ramos to AC Milan: €74m fixed plus add-ons to Paris Saint-Germain.

🎥🇮🇹 https://t.co/XY0RcXbWc0

[🫱🏻Master of the Double Dark Arts🫲🏻 @AFCNYR]

Time to trade this dude away. Dillion Harper or Castle will do.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

🔥🔥🔥 Whoever has ears let them hear

[Arsenal Guwop🦉🇵🇸 🇨🇩 @arsenalguwop]

@MagpieMediaX A non premier league winner wanted to talk about bottling.

[🫱🏻Master of the Double Dark Arts🫲🏻 @AFCNYR]

Professional Virgin.

[Jords @_4Jords]

Less than Tonali?? Look at these brokies🤣🤣🤣

[🫱🏻Master of the Double Dark Arts🫲🏻 @AFCNYR]

@NUFC accept. Don’t drag it out. It doesn’t work for anyone. Let player join Champs. Hold Tonni. You’re a little bigger than Tottenham. Horizontal move for him.

[🫱🏻Master of the Double Dark Arts🫲🏻 @AFCNYR]

They’re all obsessed with us anyway.

[Eduardo Hagn @EduardoHagn]

I would love Alex Scott at Arsenal.

Even if he is a Spurs fan. He can be turned.

[🫱🏻Master of the Double Dark Arts🫲🏻 @AFCNYR]

The most insane red card.

[🫱🏻Master of the Double Dark Arts🫲🏻 @AFCNYR]

Hold @RBLeipzig_EN they have Coutinho money plus a bunch of freed up cash from losing so many players on free.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: RB Leipzig turn down €100m proposal received from Liverpool for Yan Diomandé.

RB Leipzig want more than €100m as still try to keep him — understand €120m could be the way… for now, based on WC performances too.

Leipzig expect PSG and more clubs to join the race.

€90m plus €10m from Liverpool not enough, as @philipphinze24 reported.

[{CJN} Ethan @eb1302_]

Jalen Brunson’s and Josh Hart’s first pitches vs Victor Wembanyama’s 😭

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Looks like the same signature from the Epstein birthday card.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Like clockwork…

[🫱🏻Master of the Double Dark Arts🫲🏻 @AFCNYR]

His mental health continues to decline.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

A confused Trump wanders off in the wrong direction and has to be guided back in front of G7 world leaders.

[David Keyes @DavidMKeyes]

I, too, have decided not to build nukes in exchange for $300 billion

[Iranian Force @MrImranPk]

Dear Americans,

Iran has won this war، You can come and spend your vacation in Iran.

Iran is not your enemy.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

There’s always a tweet.

[🫱🏻Master of the Double Dark Arts🫲🏻 @AFCNYR]

Arsenal backup LW Barcola with a cool finish to secure the game.

[🫱🏻Master of the Double Dark Arts🫲🏻 @AFCNYR]

Iran strike again. Donald is sweating.

[🫱🏻Master of the Double Dark Arts🫲🏻 @AFCNYR]

@realDonaldTrump New Zealand doing better with the Iran defence and they’ve only got Wood leading the line.

Guess it’s time for you to give them another $300b you clown.