Sam

Not a cat. (meow)
🫧🎨🎬💋🐈‍⬛🎟️🎮🧶🎧💅🏼🎞️📚
Whimsy, movies, (retro) gaming, art, human rights, makeup, literature…

[Sam @afelinesofwhat]

So like…I do #dickratings.

You tell me the angle I take in levels of kind and cruel, the conciseness (or lack thereof)

I’m about to go to bed, but my #venmo is meowapocalyptic.

You want to show off? Try me. #cock #exhibitionism #nsfw #dick #micropenis #bbw #nsfw #tits

[Sam @afelinesofwhat]

Follow me on #TikTok (and #Instagram, et al…#linkinbio).

https://t.co/uriOWm0i6u

https://t.co/ps9DvlRxra

I’ve got links for #nsfw stuffs. Maybe prices for ish. My time isn’t cheap. #fetish #bbw #writer #sexy #blog #followme

[Sam @afelinesofwhat]

The option was provided to go through a 7 day inpatient EEG in the hopes they can catch a seizure.

But they wouldn’t admit me for my desire to not exist so I declined.

Referrals upon referrals.

I’m so exhausted.

Sigh to hope.

#depression #hopeless #religion

[Sam @afelinesofwhat]

So…this appointment was a nightmare. My eyes are swollen. The headache won’t go away. The lady talked about Jesus and the fact not all Christians are bad. In response to a filed complaint about modified medical notes from Neuropsych in regards to religious trauma…

#trauma #wtf

[Sam @afelinesofwhat]

Another Neurology appointment to determine…wtf. Forgot my mascara. I would forget to breathe before I forget my mascara. Feeling hopeless. Here we go. #neurology #healthcare #seizures #disability #depression

[Sam @afelinesofwhat]

@RinoTheBouncer

[Sam @afelinesofwhat]

Life may be hard, but at least my #tits are #soft. #bbw #sexy #depression #fml #changemylife

[Sam @afelinesofwhat]

#NewProfilePic

Because I’m indecisive as fuck.

#bbw #writer #commentator #artist #comedy #funny #plussize #leftist #gamer #horror #movies #books

[Sam @afelinesofwhat]

@DailyLoud So there’s hope I’ll one day be svelte?

(lol, no)

[Sam @afelinesofwhat]

Where all the good head (and devoted worshippers) reside…I guess?

Love shack, baby?

#hereditary #funny #comedy #video #horror #creator #art #socialmedia

[Sam @afelinesofwhat]

Where all the good head (and devoted worshippers) reside…I guess?

Love shack, baby?

https://t.co/aTFroUCSM2

#hereditary #funny #comedy #video #horror #instagram

[Sam @afelinesofwhat]

Where all the good head (and devoted worshippers) reside…I guess?

Love shack, baby?

https://t.co/858RJ1PsSO

#hereditary #funny #comedy #video #horror #tiktok

[Sam @afelinesofwhat]

Another Neurology appointment to determine…wtf. Forgot my mascara. I would forget to breathe before I forget my mascara. Feeling hopeless. Here we go. #neurology #healthcare #seizures #disability #depression

[Sam @afelinesofwhat]

Smosh bringing me joy (while traumatizing my demons). That PBL, bro.

These folks really get me through the times when all I can manage is a smirk.

In all fairness…what the fuck is going on over there?

https://t.co/FEKKJC1kbl

#smosh #comedy #funny #wtf #meme #instagram

[Sam @afelinesofwhat]

Smosh bringing me joy (while traumatizing my demons). That PBL, bro.

These folks really get me through the times when all I can manage is a smirk.

In all fairness…what the fuck is going on over there?

https://t.co/nqtHrO421U

#smosh #comedy #funny #wtf #meme #tiktok

[Sam @afelinesofwhat]

#NewProfilePic

[Sam @afelinesofwhat]

Calendar dates in the future to look forward to for seemingly frivolous reasons that are everything to us.

[Sam @afelinesofwhat]

Ian, oh @SmoshIan.

Gonna ramble here. But just going to say, I fucking LOVE @SMOSH and I have since the early days, as an old ass bitch over here (about to turn 40).

#smosh #comedy #funny #ianhecox #meme #thankyou #love #happy

[Sam @afelinesofwhat]

“…she beat my meat, Whac-A-Mole.”

I love these weird ass guys. Us weird girls exist and thrive on your shenanigans.

Y’all know Fetlife exists…right?

(But no, why is their #music actually 🔥tho?)

https://t.co/8Y99RiTpDo

#smosh #bbnomula #funny #simp #nsfw #video #comedy

[Sam @afelinesofwhat]

I have “Submissive & Breedable” by @bbnomula and @smosh (@SmoshIan and @anthonypadilla) stuck in my head.

It wouldn’t be so bad if this weren’t day 4 of this fucking earworm.

I’m a 39 year old mother.

I question my life.

#smosh #bbnomula #funny #simp #nsfw #video #comedy