was chillin wit my boy Cornelius and he took a fist sized bite of coleslaw into his mouth and started chokin 😂 THAT is why Cornelius is 'the silly one'!
*showing hinge date my museum level collection of oddities* yeah some people actually call me Indianapolis Jones! *she shutters* I defuse with a follow up joke, “yeah I love my baubles, guess you could call me a bauble head! *starts shaking head like bobblehead* she’s so scared