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i smell sex and candy

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whenever i’m putting on a watch, i feel like a male executive who just finished banging his whore on his lunch break.

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@JessicaQuem @EliasTheKid @bootydigger22 holy fuck zion is his twin brother! i thought it had be a stepdad. damn.

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instagram threads is a weird place. this guy keeps showing up on my thread begging for his wife Sabrina to come back to him 😂 like multiple posts every single day. apparently their kid was taken by CPS and his wife left him and he just keeps saying they can be a family again.

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bruh $10k property taxes for my house is crazy.

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probably a very unpopular opinion, but i find cooking a food in your leftover bacon grease so disgusting lol

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i hate the current internet trends of being as controversial as possible. trad wife’s, carnivore dieters, free birthers, RV families, raw milk drinkers, non-schoolers, etc.

it just seems like such attention seeking behavior. and i hope this dies down.

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people online will hate on anything. i just saw a video of a girl eating at a restaurant and the comment said “why are you eating with your jacket still on?” 😂 like what?

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lost power last night & my toddler is wondering why i won’t turn on the tv for sesame street 😂

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i really can’t stand mail & making phone calls. i just want to pay a high schooler to do this for me.

i feel like since having a child i just have so much mail and phone calls for doctors visits, insurance, then just other random shit.

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i never used to spend my money, but i cannot stop myself from buying toys for my daughter. it makes me so happy seeing her happy.

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when you have young kids, you can’t blast your music in the car and this is one thing that i dislike about motherhood.

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my daughter has sleep apnea & now i will never sleep again until it’s fixed.

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the song Magic Stick still goes hard.

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i pray my daughter doesn’t become a horse girl because i just know my husband will buy her a horse.

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when people say “10 AM in the
morning” bothers me to no end 😂 you don’t have to say both! i see this so often lol

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i love my daughter so fucking much. i couldn’t go on without her. and i see so much loss in the world and it’s terrifying.

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nothing kills me more than these goddamn “digital marketing” posts on instagram. why are there so many of them!!!?

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finally bought a 360 rotating car seat. game changer. no longer need to hit my baby’s head every time i put her in the car lol

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i don’t check it often, but my credit score just reached “excellent” and i’m pretty pleased with myself.

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i lost 8 pounds in one month & it literally was as simple as eating in a calorie deficit like science has always said lol. who knew?

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i’m convinced if you watched sex & the city growing up, you became a different kind of person.