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monitoring the situation

[KURIRIN @dovallerj]

Vai pegar a mala Balenciaga, passar Sauvage , viajar na primeira classe escutando música no airpods do seu Pro Max 17, chegar em casa comer um salmão grelhado assistindo highlights do Bob Charlton pra depois meter no pelo na sua loira CBF.
Quem tá triste é o povo em Bangladesh

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

I’ve boarded flights on percents you wouldn’t go to the bathroom with

[Create Profit @Create_Profit]

This has got to be the best photo of 2026 so far.

[A Jennie of Jennie and Jennie 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

The act itself does not move me, but In a world of 8 billion finding the other person who is the same sort of insane to do with with you is terribly romantic

[Dale Partridge @dalepartridge]

Yes. She’s Jewish.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“Pressure is a privilege. It means things are expected of you.”

[mao 🇦🇺 @freemaowtf]

second loudest after americans in a restaurant

[. @avantlasaisie]

La gueule du match Pays-Bas Maroc

[The Knowledge Archivist @KnowledgeArchiv]

"A good man without strength is only hoping evil has mercy."

— Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[Ivanna Laura Ordóñez @ivannalauraor]

Ser fan de Cristiano Ronaldo es identificarse con quien tuvo que ganarse todo. Somos los que crecimos con todo en contra. Los que no caemos bien ni tampoco queremos caer bien. Los que entendimos que las sombras son parte de la vida.

Desde 2006 con esta leyenda.

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Ronaldo fans logging on to Twitter after his performance today

[UBERSOY @UBERSOY1]

Old Russian proverb: "If by 20 you have no head on your shoulders, you never will. If by 30 you have no family, you never will. If by 40 you have no money, you never will."

[eva edxn @evaedxn]

I’m no longer looking for love, I’m now looking for insider information on publicly traded companies

[marrr 𖹭.ᐟ @jeonfor4ver]

ai tu vai ver os jogadores de portugual e é tipo

joão neves: "melhor jogador português de todos os tempos é figo"

bruno fernandes: "eu acho que o maior jogador do all nassr é o joão félix"

vitinha: "melhor ponta esquerda do united na temporada 07/08 que veio do sporting? nani"

[Jenni @hashjenni]

This is how you protest. Not with cutest signs, not with cringey chants. Not with stupid hats. You roll up your sleeves and fuck some shit up.

I never thought in 2026, that i’d be rooting for Albania and Iran. But here we are.

[. @mrw1sconsin]

The hoes went from sundresses to John cena jorts. Worst timeline ever.

[Astronomiaum @astronomiaum]

Abrigos para gatos de rua, gatos de rua no inverno são realmente difíceis... 🥹

[Tymon 🇪🇺|🟡⚫️🦁|🟡🔴🐓 @tywojci]

this is going to hit Rotterdam worse than the 1940 bombing runs

[27. @dimvji]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen