Amanda Hammonds

[Amanda Hammonds @afhammonds]

@bigaubs_ Wow, urine-vested in this immensely.

[Amanda Hammonds @afhammonds]

I prefer to run late.

[miss americaubree 🫶🏻 @bigaubs_]

I prefer to run my mouth

[Amanda Hammonds @afhammonds]

@katiedane07 Duh. Classic dad move

[Amanda Hammonds @afhammonds]

This is not a joke- it’s a biography:

[Amanda Hammonds @afhammonds]

@maryykilleen @maryykilleen NOOOO!!! As soon as I get back in town we are having scenario trainings and how to respond. Get ready.

[Amanda Hammonds @afhammonds]

@bigaubs_ What???! At least say spoiler alert- isn’t this a new show?

[Amanda Hammonds @afhammonds]

@justjamilynne You’re still an orientation leader. #dvicstairsforthewin

[Chris Franjola @ChrisFranjola]

The new Winnie The Pooh looks like a divorced dad that just finished a short stint in the county correctional facility and is now trying to get back in Piglets life. Good luck Pooh Bear @… https://t.co/YIe67RFKiz

[Amanda Hammonds @afhammonds]

A[wo]men 🙏🏻 https://t.co/zFq8n7Wbai

[that horror guy @hloveshorror]

Again with the fragile masculinity today! Apparently only men are capable of carrying boxes

[miss americaubree 🫶🏻 @bigaubs_]

I get buyer’s remorse spending $5 at chick fil a bc $5 is basically $10 which is pretty much $20 which is basically $100

[Amanda Hammonds @afhammonds]

@katiedane07 having*

[Amanda Hammonds @afhammonds]

The world can finally know that Wendy is pregnant #wehopeitsagirl

[Amanda Hammonds @afhammonds]

@goldenglobes where you at?! I don’t see you on the @nbc app. #help #goldenglobes

[Amanda Hammonds @afhammonds]

Anyone else still not finished Christmas shopping?

[Amanda Hammonds @afhammonds]

@bigaubs_ @Eminem pay attention to us

[miss americaubree 🫶🏻 @bigaubs_]

If you play Lose Yourself by Eminem at exactly 11:58:45 pm on New Years Eve, the line “the clock’s run out, times up, over, blaow” will end at the same time as 2017 and I think that’s beautiful

[Amanda Hammonds @afhammonds]

@JohnnySEtern Thank you Johnny Boy!!! Come visit me soon - we need a Christmas lunch please!

[Amanda Hammonds @afhammonds]

It honestly was the best I’ve ever heard it! You did a phenomenal job, Richard. https://t.co/47ROSOXKvK

[Richard Davis Jr. @RichardODavisJr]

Honored to lead the Invocation at the Fall 2017 Commencement this morning. Congratulations to all of our Southeastern graduates! 🎓

[Amanda Hammonds @afhammonds]

@katiedane07 stop talking- we are in a meeting

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

When the tweets are as broken as the ice cream machine. https://t.co/esdndK1iFm