Austen Humphries

Does a bit of Filming at Rattling Stick... These awful opinions are most definitely mine alone.

[Mr Benn @thebowlerhatman]

To brighten up budget day, I am giving a set of these Fabulous Mr Benn badges away.
To be in the bowler hat, all you have to do is retweet this tweet.
I'll choose a winner this time next week.
Good Luck!!

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@mrhenrymorris Don’t be confused, he’s just the prick we all know he is.

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@Matt_Pinner Nothing, none of your business, the end?

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@WD18Fans @MattHughesMedia #textorout

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@tom7tom7000 @cricket_badger He (Jimmy) didn’t write it, so it’s ghost written. And is this your first time on Twitter as far as opinions go? If so, you’ve got a long road ahead…

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@tom7tom7000 @cricket_badger So if I’d have just put “written”, you wouldn’t have felt the need to reply?

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@FunMovieTVFan Pembleton and Baylis

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@tom7tom7000 @cricket_badger Congratulations on some truly boring semantics.

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@IvankaTrump How do you feel watching your Dad wank off a microphone? Oh, and Happy Birthday!!!

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@duzza007 Also, it looks tacky as shit, and they’re doing it for all the wrong reasons anyway.

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@7Sec4 @metoffice Claustrophobic, great shout.

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@rebeccafpainter @jamieklingler Ugh

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Happy Birthday Hotlips!!! @Loretta_Swit

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@PunkRockStory Never occurred to me at the time that this might be the last time I’d ever see them. They seemed sort of eternal (which sounds very naff I know…)

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@Acyn Man Mass debates a microphone

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@Acyn Bore off you gaseous old fart

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@ElonJoin839 @KamalaHQ I mean, you can literally hear him dribbling on in the background. Sounds hollow as hell. Get him to fuck.

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@WatfordFC A Murder of Crow

[Fi 🇪🇺 @rahhead01]

In honour of Janey Godley, let’s get #TrumpisaCunt trending! 💕