Céline Talbot

She / Her
Theic mailbox opossum warrior
I block stupidity for my own peace of mind.

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If I ever do something noteworthy in my life, I don't want to be described by my color, my sexuality or my gender. I want people to say that I was the best one for the job. That I worked enough to earn it.

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Is there a correlation between the ability of publishing a book and hating on pineapples on pizza?

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I am a bit concerned that I was able to solve today's strand puzzle so easily, in a language that's not my own. I might have to stop reading murder msteries or start seriously gardenning for science.

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I mean seriously if we have to revamp classics, there are a few others that could use a twist? Like Romeo and Juliet but she realizes he’s a douche and goes to college and becomes a lesbian werewolf ?

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I am not sure if I am fascinated or dismayed at the number of declinations of Pride and Prejudice?

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@ImAGallifreyan https://t.co/WQ1vnaSNl2

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@ImAGallifreyan De rien. Félicitations pour le premier appart avec salaire et pour aménager des espaces petits je trouve que ça aide les reality tv sur les tiny houses. et les cabinet murphy bed et je n'ai pas la moindre idée de si ca se trouve en France.

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@ImAGallifreyan Ce que je veuxdire c'est que si tu trouves ou que tu as le courage de fabriquer des trucs qui font double ou triple usage ca te permettrait de maximiser ton usage de l'espace.

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@ImAGallifreyan C'est un escalier composé de différentes boites et tiroirs et compartiments et aussi déplaçables qu'ils utilisent beaucoup dans les tiny houses. Très schématiquement tu empiles des placards (en sécurisant) pour créer un escalier avec ou sans roulettes. Escalier+rangements

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I finally started The Bear. And I don't care about Richie's heartbreak he's a tool. Let's start a movement to remove the Richies from our lives

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“Let’s watch White Lotus, shall we? It looks like it could be nice”
20 minutes later
Unexpected testicular assault!!!

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‘Chap’s definitely deceased. You see these slippery, pink bits and bobs on the outside? They should all be on the inside.’

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For no good reason I can ascertain I waited until now to read the latest Lady Hardcastle. That was a mistake.

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Let’s talk about proportions. If it’s bigger than a can of Coke, maybe it’s too big, because an adult woman usually do not need two hands to handle a can. If you tell me that she is 3” smaller but her head is as high as is shoulder that means his neck and head are 3” high.

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No gatekeeping this
https://t.co/7fuGnWijnK

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When you get old enough that the suspension of disbelief is a bit dinged but you can understand why the character made a stupid choice because you too were stupid at that age (anything below 30). But at the same time not old enough to enjoy the “life ends at 45” POV

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I don’t know who wrote the ad for datemyage . com but they make me prone to violence every time I hear that drivel.