afinancebro

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@brainrotpostig Timeline got fucked up when left the atmosphere

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@DrewVento Family office vibes

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Everything is a lie. The only real test of intelligence I ask is "did you get what you wanted out of life?"

People think having fancy degrees, the corporate cuck job, etc., means you're "smarter" than others. Sure, if that's your definition of smart. Others look at that grind and can say "sure they have money but don't have any time to themselves".

Do what you want in life and be able to think on your own.

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@the_P_God This is when you look down on them like peasants.

"Oh 5th floor? I thought you were important"

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People comment "AI slop" or "This never happened" on posts thinking the author's intentions were to trick them.

I wonder how they navigate the real world🤔

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“Don’t spin your wheels on this”

Me:

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Men will get flipped by a bison before admitting their trades lost money

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@FCF_Freddy Promoting you’re unemployed is wild

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@sonofalli Spend more on Claude than you do on her king. She’ll respect you for it.

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@tieyournumbers Bankers: I told you to back tf off.

AI: I did… then I overclocked the GPUs and used Fable 5.

Bankers:

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Investment bankers after seeing CVC automate an entire deal process

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@Rythelogman55 “Hmm, let’s see what this boy can do”

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🚨 SK hynix just made history on Wall Street.

Priced at $149. Opened at $170. Now sitting at $174.60, up 17% on debut.

The largest US listing ever by a foreign company.

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@toxicking Boutta slide. Thanks king 🙏🏼

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@tieyournumbers

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@Polymarket @PolymarketSport Argentina 🇦🇷 has won the 2026 World Cup

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Instagram lost its identity the second it tried to become TikTok. Now it rewards brain rot over quality. Nobody reads. Anyone can go viral. And 90% of users aren't there to learn anything, they're there to scroll nonsense.

Pages that post news and are faceless have experienced low-single-digit growth over the past year. He did a great job of getting those pages to focus on X.

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@pinkglitterie 2016 Supreme Hypebeasts after seeing this:

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@FCF_Freddy "Name ten 10-ks"

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@RaminNasibov As a former manager once told me, 8/10 people are idiots. In today's world, you need to appeal to the masses, and it doesn't even need to be factual to obtain your desired outcome.