The Shipman

[The Shipman @AFineShipman]

@thenextplato A book? Bah! The sea is where you'll find true riches. I'm richer in experience and travels than any of you lot, and a good deal wealthier in coin too.

[The Shipman @AFineShipman]

Well the Pardoner has clearly never served on a ship. No one dares take another crewman's share. Your crew is your family. #acchaucer

[The Shipman @AFineShipman]

@medievalmiller Especially if you've got a sailor's honor. #acchaucer

[The Shipman @AFineShipman]

@TheHostHarry If he was too stupid to stay out of that part of town, he deserved what happened to him. #acchaucer

[The Shipman @AFineShipman]

I would take the option to have a beautiful, unfaithful wife. I don't care who m'lady bangs if I get some when I get home. #acchaucer

[The Shipman @AFineShipman]

Goodness Ms. Wife of Bath, we don't need to know your entire life story, just get to the story. #acchaucer

[The Shipman @AFineShipman]

I think the Merchant is a bit confused about whether he thinks marriage is good or not. #acchaucer

[The Shipman @AFineShipman]

I think the alchemist was most generous Mr. Franklin. It's one thing to give up a woman, giving up hard earned coin that's hard. #acchaucer

[The Shipman @AFineShipman]

@ThePrioressAC Tie some rocks to his feet and throw him into a crystal clear sea. It's much more satisfying. #acchaucer

[The Shipman @AFineShipman]

Mr. Clerk, have you ever actually seen a woman when her child is being taken from her? She'll fight more fiercely than any beast. #acchaucer

[The Shipman @AFineShipman]

@ChaucerMerchant But did you see the Reeve's face while the story was being told? HA! I can see him planning his revenge now. #acchaucer

[The Shipman @AFineShipman]

Seems like a bit much over one wee lass, Sir Knight. #acchaucer