Miller

Austin College Miller: The not so FAITHful Miller.If you give me money or a lass I will give you grain. I can feed you and I can starve you. You loot I shoot.

[Miller @medievalmiller]

@GoldenDoctor420 I'll drink to that! It's not like my wife can do anything about it! #acchaucer

[Miller @medievalmiller]

I don't think I would've died from poison wine, my wife has tried that trick on me a time or two! She never seems to put enough #acchaucer

[Miller @medievalmiller]

I don't agree with the Pardoner's tale. Money doesn't mean death, money means more wine! #acchaucer

[Miller @medievalmiller]

@WifeofB98559212 @AFineShipman A snappy mouth like that can come from two things... a crab or a used up old hag #sorrynotsorry #acchaucer

[Miller @medievalmiller]

@WifeofB98559212 @AFineShipman Do you need some soap to clean out your dirty mouth or do you just do that with male genitalia? #acchaucer

[Miller @medievalmiller]

@AFineShipman Her prologue lasted longer than any of her relationships I'd say.
#acchaucer

[Miller @medievalmiller]

I don't know why the knight was complaining so much. I'll sleep with anyone from the queen to an ugly ole hag. I'm not picky #acchaucer

[Miller @medievalmiller]

'Tis too much work to go through for a lass in my opinion https://t.co/JPewP1wRcj. #acchaucer

[Miller @medievalmiller]

@thenextplato In my opinion the clerk still got a better deal than he deserved...
#acchaucer

[Miller @medievalmiller]

@GoldenDoctor420 @summonignotum Next tim I drimk i wilk lets you no! @GoldenDoctor420 #acchaucer

[Miller @medievalmiller]

@summonignotum Oh surely! Older wine go to me brain so fast I don't know what hit me till 3 days later @GoldenDoctor420 it would be good for your patients!

[Miller @medievalmiller]

Ahhh back in the old days🍷 I don't remember a time where my beard wasn't stained by wine. 💪 #acchaucer

[Miller @medievalmiller]

If I were January I would take May, April and June, and all the other months too. I guess some things never change in society. #acchaucer

[Miller @medievalmiller]

Has anyone seen the new funnels they haves now? I didnt tjhink ther could be a quickger wey to drink, I hav newer been mor wronj #acchaucer

[Miller @medievalmiller]

You know, out of all the people I've been with most of them have been clerks wives. Looks like they hate them more than I do🤷🏽‍♂️ #acchaucer