The Summoner

It's about time we went down... to the church court, of course. ;) Unless you've got a surprise for me in that skirt, ee er, purse. #acchaucer

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@TheHostHarry Aye, you didn't enjoy it even a wee bit? ;) #acchaucer

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@the_reeve_ Keep those purse strings tight and your wine skin open! #acchaucer

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Why pay the pardoner when I can buy another wine skin?! Forgotten sins are absolved sins, aye? #acchaucer

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The Prioress's tale was not fun, I've been driven to drink! #acchaucer

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Personally, I thought the Wife of Bath's prologue was more interesting than her tale.What a woman.But #6 surely isn't me, by god. #acchaucer

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@medievalmiller That's the spirit! Anyway, they all look about the same after a few good barrels of ale! #acchaucer

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@AFineShipman Aye, you stop interrupting such a fiiiiiine woman! @WifeofB98559212 I'm quite keen on hearing your conquests.. in er, life. #acchaucer

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Screw the Friar, interrupting fool! I'll be sure to thoroughly ROAST him in my tale. #acchaucer

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If Emelye wanted to worship Diana under my watch I'd be more than willing to get her away from those criminal boys..for a price;) #acchaucer

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Miller's tale seemed rowdy, the Clerk and that gal might have some absolving of sins to do... Nothing a pretty penny can't polish #acchaucer

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@ThePrioressAC AAAyyee pretty girlie my belly's always here for you to rest yer head on for a good cry ifn you need ;)

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@medievalmiller Think we could put some red wine in those funnels? Like I always say: questio quid iuris! ahAhAHAHAHA