birdshit

i used to have an outie bellybutton but then one day it just became an innie

[birdshit @afire_lou]

who let me have a twenty one (direction) themed birthday party
why did people show up

[birdshit @afire_lou]

@CoachMLaFleur i want to never see ur face again btw!

[becca @beccaxashlee]

there has to be more to life than declining 5 spam calls every single day

[ebo @ebosays]

how I stare at my TV when the clock hits 0:00 after another 4th quarter collapse from the Green Bay Packers

[Isa @isaguedezo]

I’m sorry if you never got to experience one direction in real time. What a time. What a rush. You had to be there

[lara @ghostinkissys]

“And if I never get to do that on that level again, that’s okay.”

[anna @charliekclly]

DANNY DEVITO DEFEATS HOMOPHOBIA

[· @STYLESARCHlVE]

this has to be one of the most incredible performances of his career. harry styles the ARTIST that you are!

[selyoncé @selyoncerry]

GUYS THIS IS INSANE THIS IS THE BEST HES EVER SOUNDED

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

the Fuck You Kіll Everything and Everyone administration

[Ready Steady Bunny @babybunnyrry]

hey so like why did he do that

[Move the Rays to tampa @CamineroSzn]

I think the Royals graphic designer might be hiding 1738 in his pictures. Fuck yeah

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Guess who's back, back again.
Boots are back, tell a friend.

[fatima ۶۟ৎ @rrysweetener]

“wow been away for three years come back first show get booed” he is so fucking funny😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

"there are dozens of us... dozens!"

[Wendi Medeiros @WendiLooHoo3]

Girls be like “I needed this” and it’s just watching the Bears lose.

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

A little party never killed nobody.

[arielle @ellycelly]

the Weekend Update desk on SNL tonight is what the inside of my brain looks like at all times

[birdshit @afire_lou]

@slowdownemma WAIT I NEED UPDATES

[birdshit @afire_lou]

@mrsdofenshmirtz @slowdownemma wait i know him