I saw a Tinder profile that said "Three children, sorry if that's a dealbreaker". I hate to sound shallow but I just don't think I could date someone who is actually three children.
Acceptable Criminal: Hey Neo. I know you chose to take time out of your well paid city job for this lucrative side gig. Want to follow me and my sexy friends to a nightclub filled with goth super models?
Neo: Sigh. Will I ever break free of this damned system of control?
PICARD: Data, shields up
DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.
[camera shakes]
WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS
DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't
No sane person puts one cheese slice on anything. And yet the man insists on individually wrapping them. How much environmental waste could be saved if not for corporate largesse? I hate this world.
I complain a lot about a lot of things but here I am looking forward to the he-man movie. Unfortunately my children are adults now, so I’m going to have to adopt a child to go and see it with.