shaggy

A nillionaire...with a happy heart.

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Life is too short to stay broken.

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@afghaanjalebi Build your wholesome expectations from food not people!

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@ByzantineLegacy It's marvelous though

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@ByzantineLegacy It was taken from Egypt i think

[Aditya Singh @cryptoady]

😂 is this even real

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@SassyGlitch The ki placement ghalat, bada atpata sa lag raha hai

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@mefatima111 @axaanzz Khaiti me fertilizers kanuse karo!!

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Today I asked ammi to have full day maid, guess what's the first reply?

"Gala rait ke bhaag gai to" literally!!! Aur fir mujhse hi bhindi bhi katwai raat ke khane ke liye!!

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Mein work from home leta hoon, mere laptop ko zukhaam ho jata hai. Boss bolta hai "tum sidha leave kyu nahi lete"!!

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Love was in the air aur mene surgical mask laga raha tha....😷

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@SassyGlitch Bulla ki jaana mein kaunnnnnn

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@arey_waah Queen Elizabeth is queen victoria traveled to future!!! I knew it

[mayank austen soofi—InshaJoyce @thedelhiwalla]

the blue before the dawn

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Mein apne tweet ke words khaa jata hoon 😭

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Nananananaaaannaaa, abhi parso ek tweet dekha in which girl was asking to reject a guy if does not the difference between then & than!!

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Nananananaaaannaaa, abhi parso ek tweet dekha in which girl was asking to reject a guy if does not the difference between then & than!!

[Akshata @OkayAkshataa]

English is just a medium of communication and nothing else.

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That are called "burps"

[Fact @Fact]

Orgasnom is a term used to describe the chills you get after eating something extremely delicious.

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The people who are unhappy together in this world must be happy togather in parallel universe!!

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It's difficult to follow dreams, isliye mein bhool hi jaata hoon!

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@SassyGlitch 775 CR people have the same issue

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@SassyGlitch Arabic coffee is better or Turkish coffee?