Andrew Fleischer

Occasionally Creative | Former NFL Defensive Tackle | Laser-Focused | Fitter | Happier | More Productive |

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I'm throwing together a #SFB16 group chat for the Bowser division live draft in LA - tagging folks on the photo who I can't DM (can only tag you here @westcoastwashed), come on in y'all!

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@DLFootball @RyanMc23 Congrats Ryan, well-done and well-deserved!

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@MichaelSalfino My exact reaction when I saw this 🤔

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@dhebshxbxbb @JamesGunn @austinbutler Butler does not have the charisma that Val Kilmer had.

Not because Butler doesn’t have +10 Rizz or isn’t extremely talented, but because maybe 3 people alive have the charisma that Kilmer had.

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@TheCinesthetic Does Not Popular Enough count?

Because Deadwood.

“You would NOT wanna be starin’ like that
at Me.”

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@RTandapany @Mingyonissimo @Jackkk She’s a creative, you wouldn’t understand 🤷🏻

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@SamMonsonNFL @NimblewNumbers I would put money on any possible bet on overs for Donald’s 2026 season *IF* he unretired. Somehow a lot of people don’t fully understand how insane he was, and he didn’t retire because he’d lost a step.

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@RotoSurgeon Agreed - bummed NE is (likely) losing him as a fan, he’s a 6th-rounder and one of the best WR picks NE has made in quite some
time.

Kid’s got a legit work ethic, was a 5-star prospect held back by *character concerns*, yet showed more character than draftmates Polk or Baker. 🤷🏻

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Did anyone seriously think at any point that Trump was *legitimately* suing the IRS *that he controls* through the DOJ *that he controls* for $10B, & now are SHOCKED that there may be corrupt & illegal intent w/a settlement for $1.776B?

Christ on a fucking crutch the brainworms.

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@allenanalysis @albanyresist Trump “deciding to cancel” the slush fund shouldn’t prevent the legal jeopardy he (& everyone who enabled it) should face for trying to divert taxpayer $$ to FUCKING PAY OFF INSURRECTIONISTS AND WHITE SUPREMACISTS.

AND IT’S NOT STUNNING WHEN A TODDLER COULD HAVE SUSSED THIS OUT!

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@allenanalysis @albanyresist Trump “deciding to cancel” the slush fund shouldn’t prevent the legal jeopardy he (& everyone who enabled it) should face for trying to divert taxpayer $$ to FUCKING PAY OFF INSURRECTIONISTS AND WHITE SUPREMACISTS.

AND IT’S NOT STUNNING WHEN A TODDLER COULD HAVE SUSSED THIS OUT!

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@andrewadesilva Revisit this take in October

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@Sweeptheleg77 @HQNewsNow The GOP as it’s currently mutated can no longer exist, because not only does it no longer represent the conservatism that it once did, it no longer reflects any of the ideals from which this country was founded. You’re a frog in boiling water if you legitimately don’t see it.

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@geoffschwartz What do you mean? My back usually feels fantastic after sitting on a metal bleacher for 4 hours with no lumbar support.

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@MattWaldman There's a lot to like about Josh McDaniels, Vrabel, & the current coaching staff.

Posting up Kyle Williams almost entirely outside made no sense for his development, & it's little blind spots like that that make it feasible that Boutte wouldn't be used in the most efficient way.

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@MichaelSalfino How Dare You

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@Fantasy_Mansion Tet McMillan: Y2
Ladd McConkey: McDanielfication
Tre Tucker: Fernandofied & Kubijacked
Jordyn Tyson: Landed better than Sully

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Mad respect for @Edelman11 I see

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WR1

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First play of the season for NE:

11 Personnel
LWR: 6'1" 226 lbs - A.J. Brown
RWR: 6'4" 226 lbs - Mack Hollins
Slot: 6'2" 210 lbs - Romeo Doubs

All blocking for a 15-yd Rhamondre Stevenson run.

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AI Data Centers?!?

Just think of all the electricity wasted on A.J. Brown trade compensation speculation, rage-posts, debate videos, and 6/1 browser refreshing!

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AJB Day has finally arrived!

Prettayyy, Prettay Good.

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Just 12 more days til A.J. Brown day!

• We no longer see posts about how PHI's getting NE's next 5 1st-Rd picks, or how every WR injury = "price just went up!"
• NE's offseason grade bumps up to an A (most important obvs)
• 2028 1st stings a bit
• Drake Maye wakes like this: