Fletch

Played a bit drank.alot ex Firefighter ex player

[Fletch @afletch151]

#OutwellTent I need some replacement tubes for a Hollywood freeway tall. I have emailed you, but no reply. Where can I buy them in the UK?

[Fletch @afletch151]

@mozzaefc He will be with you, mate. You know that x

[Fletch @afletch151]

@lumitherapy My wife bought me a coat for Christmas I have just hung it up by the loop and it has snapped leaving a large hole in my coat.
Can you contact me please to arrange a replacement

[Will Carling @willcarling]

This is just unacceptable- especially with two amazing examples right here and now!!!

[Fletch @afletch151]

@RealHawkstone We placed an order with you, which was guaranteed to be delivered before Christmas, it hasn't been delivered?

[Theodore Elliott 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @realTheoElliott]

Keir Starmer wants you to forget that he spent most of his life advocating for open borders and defending terrorists and foreign criminals.

#PMQs

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

'4 years ago the Prime Minister signed a letter demanding that foreign criminals be allowed to stay in Britain’ - Kemi Badenoch.

It’s right to remind Starmer about this. He wants to reinvent himself as tough but campaigned for the most violent criminals to stay in Britain. #PMQs

[Wasps Legends Charitable Foundation @WaspsLegends]

The Wasps Legends Charitable Foundation is in shock to hear the terrible news about Tom.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to Tom’s family at this very difficult time.

#Waspsfamily #onceawaspalwaysawasp

[Yorkie 'B' 🏴‍☠️ RN VD and Scar..🇬🇧 @RenownVet21]

Abso-fucking-lutely! If ever a man deserved an award, it is this Prince among men....

[Fletch @afletch151]

@RossiDaBossy @AndyGoode10 @TightFive_Rugby @PremSportsTV @ChampionsCup @ChallengeCup_ @top14rugby @URCOfficial @tntsports @DiscoveryUK I did hear there was a discount code, but I can't find it

[Fletch @afletch151]

@AndyGoode10 @TightFive_Rugby @PremSportsTV @ChampionsCup @ChallengeCup_ @top14rugby @URCOfficial Where did you get £70 a year from @AndyGoode10 ? I would be interested at that price, just got rid of @tntsports as it's getting too expensive, and it's all on @DiscoveryUK.

[Andy Goode @AndyGoode10]

So Sadiq Khan is to be knighted?! London crime rates and the safety of the place he is mayor of is at its worst ever yet Kevin Sinfield, who raises millions of pounds for MND, doesn’t get knighted? Make sense of that, what a joke

[BBC Breakfast @BBCBreakfast]

Rugby League legend Kevin Sinfield has begun day five of his week long ultra marathon challenge running more than 30 miles from Beverley to and around Hull.

On #BBCBreakfast John Maguire looked back at day four in Glasgow

https://t.co/dNkx0RUhEP

[Fletch @afletch151]

@RealMattLucas You should start and support rugby, much nicer fans

[Alkoholfreiday @Alkoholfreiday]

#FREIDAY IS HERE!!!!
Bringing another chance to #win a case of #Alkoholfrei - Your #isotonic refreshment 🍻
Simply repost and your entry will go into the hat 🎩
GOOD LUCK!!! Winner announced at 5pm (ish) today!!

[Mister Milo @MisterMilo]

There’s always a tweet

[muffy kittens 🦘🇦🇺🌷🌍🦜🐕🐕 @s14722839]

Who believes this⬇️⬇️❓️

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[PeterSweden @PeterSweden7]

BREAKING: French farmers are dumping garbage outside government buildings in protest.

The farmers protest are back.

SHARE - The mainstream media won't show you this 👇